The Goat and The Junkie

Nice. Hahaha.

Well, they shouldn't be allowed to tell me to avoid the Mickey D's clown, he's Al Gore, if in all honesty, he's the King... Elvis twitches in his grave every time someone calls that mascot "The King..."

Haha, I know.

I know how I'l exact my vengeance... I'll take them for a drive in my car...

Haha, well I'm off everyone take care.

I've had a discovery... Apparently adding gasoline to a fire makes it worse...

Originally posted by Jericho Zerø
I've had a discovery... Apparently adding gasoline to a fire makes it worse...

Originally posted by Scythe
I've had the same discovery, those obese, gasoline-filled children I've been sending to christmas fires has shown me what it's like if the Earth popped a zit.

Ah, yes, those are kinda explosive... The fun ones to throw in, though, are the ones who've had a nice touch of alcohol in them. It makes an even bigger explosion, then... Every time, you hear this loud bang just as they hit the first sparking ember.

I've stopped filling them up with alcohol as it's made me seem like a pedophile threatening to drink their insides and splurge in their oval shaped wounds I inflict on them, but it makes for an awesome hard-shot!

Now, that, I do believe.

What, that I'm a pedophile for threatening to drink kids, or that it makes a mean shot?

Ah, the mean shot. Sorry, my vague, imperceptive statement threw me off when I re-read it, too.

It's all good, haha. What's everyone up to today?!

We don't have many visitors in this joint, do we?

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
We don't have many visitors in this joint, do we?

And so they crowded around, looking for a means to feed themselves, though all we could offer was the decayed fecal matter of Scythe and an acidic mixture of ratfinks, suicide tanks, and cannibal girls...

I was laughing so hard from the Burger King pics 😆

He's the ultimate leading pedophile in the nation: the one, the only... Burger King...

Originally posted by DeathKap
I was laughing so hard from the Burger King pics 😆

I was actually wondering if you'd photoshopped any of those... Now I'm worried a bit meself...