The Goat and The Junkie

Started by Scythe29 pages
Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
I was actually wondering if you'd photoshopped any of those... Now I'm worried a bit meself...

Yeah I know, hahaha. They were actually taken from Burger King's official website... Yeah...

I love that pic. The cat looks so comfortable up there, and the goat looks stoned all to Hell.

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
I love that pic. The cat looks so comfortable up there, and the goat looks stoned all to Hell.

Hahaha, good observation.

Me mum always said I had a sharp eye.

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
Me mum always said I had a sharp eye.
My mom says my farts plague with disease!

Wow! Talk about a self-esteem builder!

Everytime I drop a pigeon, a small baby giggles!

I literally fell from my chair laughing at that one...

The people at the FCC and at KFC do too.

And then the demon mongoloid babies all shit a napalm onto the grassy plains of Timbuktu.

The reason Paris Hilton says "That's Hot" is because if she says it enough times, ths sky will rip open and out come a demon on horseback, but his job will not be to destroy, kill or plague, but rather to deflower all of us, those that have already been, will be reflowered.

That's friggin awesome. Reminds me of that "Numa Numan Hentai" vid on Newgrounds.

Heheh, I thought it was because it burned her tiny-ass brain to think above the level of a sea anemone.

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
I love that pic. The cat looks so comfortable up there, and the goat looks stoned all to Hell.

Goats always look stoned, and they're almost always chewing on something. Goats are the stoners of the animal kingdom, along with sloths. That makes them cool in my book 😛.

Originally posted by Kosta
Goats always look stoned, and they're almost always chewing on something. Goats are the stoners of the animal kingdom, along with sloths. That makes them cool in my book 😛.

This is true.

Goats are perhaps the most awesome of animals, however, never let one undermine the equal awesomeness of a white tiger.

Originally posted by Ripper Jacc
Goats are perhaps the most awesome of animals, however, never let one undermine the equal awesomeness of a white tiger.

White tigers are very awesome. Haha, but you can't eat them....

Spoiler:
legally

>.>

Have you been setting cameras in the cafetorium of the... I... mean... er... No, of course not. you can't eat them... >.>

Have you noticed people seem to avoid this place like the Plague? It's a phenomenon.

Nah, they'll come eventually.

Check out what I did today! Rargh!

Originally posted by Scythe
Dead tired. We had a scavenger hunt today through out the entire college campus, and my teamates couldn't show up. So it was just me running all the errends gathering all the items, I'm hardcore, because even though it was just me by myself, I came in second place out of ten four-person groups. Four of those groups had like the school's best athletes, so yeah....OH MY!
Originally posted by Scythe
Ahaha, that's what I've been saying! Towards the end, when all we had to do was drop our envelope with all our gathered shit in a big box, I like tripped my bud Nathan thinking he had his team's envelope, but I was wrong, and my other bud Adrian popped his team's shit in. Goddamn it! I had to toss mine hoping it'd land in there, which it did, then I drank an ice cold Cherry Coke, success!

I'm proud of myself, if you wanna be proud of me too, it's okay, I'll allow it, there-there, there-there, I understand, anything for me!