Starkiller and Darth Vader vs Darth revan and Darth malak.

All out fight.

Setting is on the executor.

Rules : None of them can launch one or the another out into outer space killing them due to the lack of air and pressure.

The combatants are as followed-
Pre kotor revan
Kotor malak(Not SF)
TFU vader
Starkiller at his peak.

Vader and Starkiller. Pre-KotOR Revan is not at his peak, and Malak- when away from the Star Forge- is hardly among the top tier of Star Wars. Vader is an incredibly powerful combatant, and Starkiller may be even more powerful- they should take the KotOR combatants.

Make it SF Malak and Post-KotOR Revan and I may give them this fight, but even then, it's far from certain.

i agree

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Vader and Starkiller. Pre-KotOR Revan is not at his peak, and Malak- when away from the Star Forge- is hardly among the top tier of Star Wars. Vader is an incredibly powerful combatant, and Starkiller may be even more powerful- they should take the KotOR combatants.

Make it SF Malak and Post-KotOR Revan and I may give them this fight, but even then, it's far from certain.

This is spite. Badly.

Revan solos.

I see Vader and ex friend taking it, lot of force power output there.

The people who disagree will first post in this thread in 2 posts to come.

Originally posted by Tangible God
I uh, con-quer.

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Originally posted by Master Crimzon
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Vader and Galen win even if Malak and Revan were both at their peaks.

Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Vader and Galen win even if Malak and Revan were both at their peaks.

Yeah, probably.

The Imperials win by virtue of being considerably more fleshed-out. Vader is the classic badass and Galen is strangely likable.

Revan and Malak are cool, and they have potential provided they're written differently.

This isn't a spite thread, i was expecting someone to argue that "vader gets pawned by malak" but i'm surprised at the moment.

Malak pwns Marek, simply because their names look too similar. And, I really effing hate Galen Marek. His saber style is bloody retarded. Seriously, reverse grip? I feel like breaking the idiot's wrist and going, "You don't look cool! You're an idiot! Go explode yourself."

I agree. That seems like an excessively retarded way to hold a lightsaber.

No, it's the new badass. Just like black is apparently the new Chuck Norris.

AND- Revan schowwls the lozer and slow gui vader omg revan is teh most powerfeful beying eva cuz he complitelylt mastered the dork side and vader is a n00b!11 marek is lucas ***** so he sux ass and malak iz revans apprentise so he iz all-powerfeful and winz. i love kotor!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL The Force Unleashed comes out today

and I say starkiller and Vader wins

No, like I said before. Revan solos. We've got to look at this technically.

Both Revan and Vader are full of win, and thus they cancel each other out. But Galen, due to his ghey saber style and rabid fanboy hype, receives a negative score. Thus canceling out Vader's 'win' factor. Malak is a non factor, because he's neither full of win nor utterly retarded.

Once again, for anyone who is confused...

Originally posted from Enyalus' Dictionary of Uber Terms

'Full of Win' - Distantly related to the term, 'for the win' (Commonly used as computer lingo to express enthusiasm for something). To determine whether an object or person is indeed full of win, you must multiply the item's badassness factor by the amount of enthusiasm typically generated. If the total number exceeds 180, the said item can be referred to as being 'full of win.'

Generally, it is difficult for anything to be full of win, and this is because typically the enthusiasm something generates is inversely proportional to its badassery. This preventative measure almost guarantees that fanboys are unable to affect the character's score and skew the results with their obvious bias. Character examples who are not full of win include Darth Bane, Darth Sidious, and Wolverine. Characters who are full of win include Grand Admiral Thrawn, Darth Nihilus, and Black Adam.

Originally posted by Enyalus
No, like I said before. Revan solos. We've got to look at this technically.

Both Revan and Vader are full of win, and thus they cancel each other out. But Galen, due to his ghey saber style and rabid fanboy hype, receives a negative score. Thus canceling out Vader's 'win' factor. Malak is a non factor, because he's neither full of win nor utterly retarded.

Once again, for anyone who is confused...

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Ladies and Gentleman, drum roll please! Prepare for Master Crimzon's Delusion Breaker! 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘

Well, folks, it's a rough night out here tonight, with crazed, misguided, wayward folk. Tonight, we deal with a certain person by the name of Enyalus, who is clearly mistaken regarding his utterly mis-defined explanations of a certain Darth Revan, an unreasonably popular Sith Lord. Tonight, we show how, and why, Revan sucks cock!

The Delusion: Revan is full of win.

The Cold, Hard Truth: Revan, in fact, is a personality-less, pathetic loser of the species "Fanboyus Magneticus"! In fact, Revan is known to have no character flaws, only excelling at... err... every field concievable to man kind! That's right, folks, Revan is virtually a perfect being! So why, you may ask, is he known as an epically failed guy? Perhaps because he is known to have no personality at all, aside from the flexible personality adapted by the user of the videogame. Essentially, the truth is that the video game player in fact falls in love with himself, or, at least, a character that personifies his or her personality whatever way they wish. In essence, Revan is a 'Fanboyus Magneticus' because people are, in secret, self-serving, self-loving individuals. How can a human resist himself, only wielding a lightsaber and using mega force powers?! Yes, falling in love with yourself is kind of sick. And kind of gay (or lesbian).

So, in essence, Revan is YOU who happens to be an extremely powerful warrior, extremely proficient pilot, extremely intelligent, extremely tactically minded. In short, he's you and all the things you dream about being in your more geeky dreams. That kind of sucks.

Conclusion: Revan sucks ass. We hope we helped you out, Enyalus!

Yeah, Enyalus, can you possibly think of a better argument to refute your points? I'M THE MASTA!
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i agree with every point concerning revan's personality.... we know absolutely nothing. as well as his "skills" you say he excels at every field known to man? Nay i say! at my own choosing, i have defeated the game with nary a skill point.
So i would say revan is a skill-less shadow fighter who sneaks past every enemy he can, randomnly doing good, or killing innocent people for fun, w/e the mood strikes him at the time. He has a strange sense of morals... returning a lost droid to his owner on dantooine, refusing the reward, despite how annoying that droid is, and another day, forcing his Wookie slave to kill that slave's closest friend by overpowering his mind. Revan also sucks in combat, prefering to stay hidden the best he can, and setting mine's all over area's of combat. (mine's that he can't pick up unfortunately, because he is skillless. He spends countless hours playing pazzak, and is pretty much addicted to gambling. (however, this is how he pays for his huge amounts of mine's...)
Heck, we don't even know what Revan looks like, do we? i mean, besides Male? he could be black, white, asian, bald, blackhair, beard, skinny little dude running around in his underwear all the time...

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Ladies and Gentleman, drum roll please! Prepare for Master Crimzon's Delusion Breaker! 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘

Well, folks, it's a rough night out here tonight, with crazed, misguided, wayward folk. Tonight, we deal with a certain person by the name of Enyalus, who is clearly mistaken regarding his utterly mis-defined explanations of a certain Darth Revan, an unreasonably popular Sith Lord. Tonight, we show how, and why, Revan sucks cock!

[B]The Delusion: Revan is full of win.

The Cold, Hard Truth: Revan, in fact, is a personality-less, pathetic loser of the species "Fanboyus Magneticus"! In fact, Revan is known to have no character flaws, only excelling at... err... every field concievable to man kind! That's right, folks, Revan is virtually a perfect being! So why, you may ask, is he known as an epically failed guy? Perhaps because he is known to have no personality at all, aside from the flexible personality adapted by the user of the videogame. Essentially, the truth is that the video game player in fact falls in love with himself, or, at least, a character that personifies his or her personality whatever way they wish. In essence, Revan is a 'Fanboyus Magneticus' because people are, in secret, self-serving, self-loving individuals. How can a human resist himself, only wielding a lightsaber and using mega force powers?! Yes, falling in love with yourself is kind of sick. And kind of gay (or lesbian).

So, in essence, Revan is YOU who happens to be an extremely powerful warrior, extremely proficient pilot, extremely intelligent, extremely tactically minded. In short, he's you and all the things you dream about being in your more geeky dreams. That kind of sucks.

Conclusion: Revan sucks ass. We hope we helped you out, Enyalus!

Yeah, Enyalus, can you possibly think of a better argument to refute your points? I'M THE MASTA!
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i'm goin to have to disagree because i know that if u could do everything revan could do you would say that you are full of win am i right.

Then again if you hate yourself then you would ultimatley hate revan since revan is just you with a lightsaber and mega force powers.

so what im tryin to get at here is do you need a hug crimzon?