Starkiller and Darth Vader vs Darth revan and Darth malak.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
The Delusion: Revan is full of win.

The Cold, Hard Truth: Revan, in fact, is a personality-less, pathetic loser of the species "Fanboyus Magneticus"! In fact, Revan is known to have no character flaws, only excelling at... err... every field concievable to man kind! That's right, folks, Revan is virtually a perfect being! So why, you may ask, is he known as an epically failed guy? Perhaps because he is known to have no personality at all, aside from the flexible personality adapted by the user of the videogame. Essentially, the truth is that the video game player in fact falls in love with himself, or, at least, a character that personifies his or her personality whatever way they wish. In essence, Revan is a 'Fanboyus Magneticus' because people are, in secret, self-serving, self-loving individuals. How can a human resist himself, only wielding a lightsaber and using mega force powers?! Yes, falling in love with yourself is kind of sick. And kind of gay (or lesbian).

So, in essence, Revan is YOU who happens to be an extremely powerful warrior, extremely proficient pilot, extremely intelligent, extremely tactically minded. In short, he's you and all the things you dream about being in your more geeky dreams. That kind of sucks.

Conclusion: Revan sucks ass. We hope we helped you out, Enyalus!

Yeah, Enyalus, can you possibly think of a better argument to refute your points? I'M THE MASTA!
😈

Easily. And simply: In a previous thread, I clearly stated, "I am full of win." By your own point, Revan is me ("YOU"😉. Thus, Revan is full of win.

Owned.

NOOOOO!!!!!!! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!!!!

Took you down town and did bad things to you.

Bad... like... really bad...? 😐

Really bad. Although I'm afraid to go into further detail, because apparently KMC has gone super-sensitive to "crude" humor.

Just censor it. It's okay, I'm a master of the censor language. Silly racist humor does not offend me.

You're f*cking Blax-i-can.

ON THE BED, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE TOWEL BY THE DOOR, IN THE TUB, IN THE CAR, UP AGAINST THE MINI-BAR!

Originally posted by Faunus
You're f*cking Blax-i-can.

ON THE BED, ON THE FLOOR, ON THE TOWEL BY THE DOOR, IN THE TUB, IN THE CAR, UP AGAINST THE MINI-BAR!

NO! LIES! STOP! Please... anything... I'll do anything! I'll chain myself to my couch and watch reruns of Teletubbies!

Though, you did give me a pretty good idea of how a sex scene would go in a Doctor Seuss book. That's kind of weird.

But Blax is sexy. And I know you run that way, so please, no half-assed denials.

Pfft. I don't do black/mexican dudes. Black chicks are the best, though. Unless they're fat. Then they suck. Well, black chicks still suck, but... you know... in a good way.

Okay. Is anyone gonna nail me for that insensitive racial joke? I dare you. I double dare you, motherf*ckers.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Pfft. I don't do black/mexican dudes. Black chicks are the best, though. Unless they're fat. Then they suck. Well, black chicks still suck, but... you know... in a good way.

Okay. Is anyone gonna nail me for that insensitive racial joke? I dare you. I double dare you, motherf*ckers.

Know im not, because i know you are only trying to test me. So please stop acting like you are hard over the computer lol.

I'm hard when I'm on my computer rather often.

As I'm sure LS and Gideon were when I posted scans of Dark Empire in Project Holocron.

And where are these scans posted?

Uhhh...page 20. Yep. Please refrain from the masturbation, though. At least until I log off.

Page 20 of what? Dark Empire?

Never mind i see what you are talking about. A thread in the literature forums.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Ladies and Gentleman, drum roll please! Prepare for Master Crimzon's Delusion Breaker! 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘

Well, folks, it's a rough night out here tonight, with crazed, misguided, wayward folk. Tonight, we deal with a certain person by the name of Enyalus, who is clearly mistaken regarding his utterly mis-defined explanations of a certain Darth Revan, an unreasonably popular Sith Lord. Tonight, we show how, and why, Revan sucks cock!

[B]The Delusion: Revan is full of win.

The Cold, Hard Truth: Revan, in fact, is a personality-less, pathetic loser of the species "Fanboyus Magneticus"! In fact, Revan is known to have no character flaws, only excelling at... err... every field concievable to man kind! That's right, folks, Revan is virtually a perfect being! So why, you may ask, is he known as an epically failed guy? Perhaps because he is known to have no personality at all, aside from the flexible personality adapted by the user of the videogame. Essentially, the truth is that the video game player in fact falls in love with himself, or, at least, a character that personifies his or her personality whatever way they wish. In essence, Revan is a 'Fanboyus Magneticus' because people are, in secret, self-serving, self-loving individuals. How can a human resist himself, only wielding a lightsaber and using mega force powers?! Yes, falling in love with yourself is kind of sick. And kind of gay (or lesbian).

So, in essence, Revan is YOU who happens to be an extremely powerful warrior, extremely proficient pilot, extremely intelligent, extremely tactically minded. In short, he's you and all the things you dream about being in your more geeky dreams. That kind of sucks.

Conclusion: Revan sucks ass. We hope we helped you out, Enyalus!

Yeah, Enyalus, can you possibly think of a better argument to refute your points? I'M THE MASTA!
😈 [/B]

Vader and apprentice win with telekinesis.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Pre-KotOR Revan is not at his peak,

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
and Malak- when away from the Star Forge- is hardly among the top tier of Star Wars.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Vader is an incredibly powerful combatant

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
and Starkiller may be even more powerful- they should take the KotOR combatants.

Originally posted by Master Crimzon
Make it SF Malak and Post-KotOR Revan and I may give them this fight, but even then, it's far from certain.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
You know what? The KOTOR Team at this stage will be nearly unstoppable.

I think it's sort of amusing how Schwarz uses Galen at his peak but doesn't give Malak the StarForge empowerment.