PC Superman runs a Gauntlet

Originally posted by Avlon
Depending on the storyline. Then again, PC supes had so many ridiculous powers...he could send a ton of mini superman out of his fingertips to Destroy SS while he does his fighting simultaneously.

And no...I'm not making that ridiculous power up..LOL

😐 I thought he could only make one miniature version of himself at a time? And then gets jealous. LOL

Originally posted by tsscls
Basic Knowledge
Each side receives basic knowledge of the other. A good measure of this would be what the general population of the character's homeworld knows. For example, that Superman has a weakness to Kryptonite is general knowledge, but that he's Clark Kent is not.

Turnips, my friend, turnips. If they don't exist in your universe, you don't know what they are. If you don't know what they are, you can't replicate them. "Cosmic Awareness" is just a Deus Ex Machina as far as I'm concerned and in this case. Check and mate.

No concession? I'll take that as a win due to my "shitty" and "inferior" debating tactics. I suck. 💃

Originally posted by tsscls
No concession? I'll take that as a win due to my "shitty" and "inferior" debating tactics. I suck. 💃

Last I checked, guys with deus ex machinas win. 😛

Originally posted by Enyalus
Last I checked, guys with deus ex machinas win. 😛

You're right, I'm a complete butthole. I concede due to "cosmic awareness." I have "cosmic awareness" also, so I know every time you touch yourself. I recieved my "cosmic awareness" two hours ago. I lost count of the times you made inappropriate self whoopie two minutes after that. You both win. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by tsscls
You're right, I'm a complete butthole. I concede due to "cosmic awareness." I have "cosmic awareness" also, so I know every time you touch yourself. I recieved my "cosmic awareness" two hours ago. I lost count of the times you made inappropriate self whoopie two minutes after that.

Two hours ago? Uh...11 times. Maybe 12. I lost count, too.

Originally posted by Enyalus
😐 I thought he could only make one miniature version of himself at a time? And then gets jealous. LOL

LOL.. you may be right..it's been ages since I've read that tale. Hell, let's make one up.

Supes farts anti-cosmic peanut butter ftw!!! 😱

Originally posted by tsscls
You're right, I'm a complete butthole. I concede due to "cosmic awareness." I have "cosmic awareness" also, so I know every time you touch yourself. I recieved my "cosmic awareness" two hours ago. I lost count of the times you made inappropriate self whoopie two minutes after that. You both win. 😮‍💨

Cosmic awareness just let's Surfer know which thong to wear for his super-raping. 💃

Originally posted by Enyalus
Two hours ago? Uh...11 times. Maybe 12. I lost count, too.

See?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ek85X2uOE

Originally posted by tsscls
That makes sense, since I can't count beyond twelve. Twelve's the highest number, you hear?

Tell the truth. It's just 'cause you're black.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Tell the truth. It's just 'cause you're black.

Wow,
I never knew that the Silver Age Superman could inspire such racism! I guess you can add that to his list of powers. 😆

Here's some for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q4txN1ut20

Originally posted by tsscls
Here's some for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q4txN1ut20

I'm allergic to YouTube.

Originally posted by Enyalus
I'm allergic to YouTube.

Originally posted by tsscls
Apparently, you're allergic to racial sensitivity, also. I'm blacker than a million midnights, all of which PC Supes could get through to clear this gauntlet. 😠

Like Stephan Colbert, I don't see race. 😕

Originally posted by Enyalus
Like Stephan Colbert, I don't see race. 😕

In the original "Afrikan," it's Stephen. You wouldn't know that, due to your racistiousity! 😮

Originally posted by tsscls
In the original "Afrikan," it's Stephen. You wouldn't know that, due to your racistiousity! 😮

What's Africa?

Originally posted by Enyalus
What's Africa?

Too bad you're allergic to youtube, or you might know!

See, that's why WM Thor w/ Power Gem beats PC Supes. 'Cause he's European. And they > Africa, last I checked.

...And its very apparent that PC Supes was African. Him making up shit all the time and lying to everyone.

Originally posted by Enyalus
See, that's why WM Thor w/ Power Gem beats PC Supes. 'Cause he's European. And they > Africa, last I checked.

...And its very apparent that PC Supes was African. Him making up shit all the time and lying to everyone.

You're right, I concede to you. Just you. 😄