Impalin' America

Started by Devil King6 pages
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Being a law professor = the ability to be president?

Being a POW = the ability to be president?

Originally posted by Devil King
Being a POW = the ability to be president?

Of course not, and whenever the Obama crowd tries to pull that number, he'll say to ignore his time as a POW and look at his political career.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Of course not, and whenever the Obama crowd tries to pull that number, he'll say to ignore his time as a POW and look at his political career.

He tells people to ignore it? How? By bringing it up every shamefully patehtic chance he gets? Personally, I'd rather have a constitutional law professor sitting in the oval office.

Originally posted by Devil King
He tells people to ignore it? How? By bringing it up every shamefully patehtic chance he gets? Personally, I'd rather have a constitutional law professor sitting in the oval office.
Look, dude, he's a maverick. Just accept it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Look, dude, he's a maverick. Just accept it.

I just can't. Considering how many fighter jets he crashed during the war, I can only imagine his superiors decided to leave him in the camp so he wouldn't cost us any more money.

Originally posted by Devil King
I just can't. Considering how many fighter jets he crashed during the war, I can only imagine his superiors decided to leave him in the camp so he wouldn't cost us any more money.

Maverick, Maverick, Mavrick, Ronald Reagan, Maverick.

PWNED!

Originally posted by Robtard
Maverick, Maverick, Mavrick, Ronald Reagan, Maverick.

PWNED!

Oh heck, sure, god bless ya. 'wink.

I give it two weeks before she has a 'wardrobe malfunction' and flashes someone.

Originally posted by Devil King
Oh heck, sure, god bless ya. 'wink.
You betcha.

Originally posted by BackFire
I give it two weeks before she has a 'wardrobe malfunction' and flashes someone.

Oh, I hope it's me so it doesn't actually work!

And then a week after that she starts having sex with people for votes.

Originally posted by BackFire
I give it two weeks before she has a 'wardrobe malfunction' and flashes someone.

She's 44 and has had five children, unless she's had them enhanced like her face, a stunt like that will flop (like her titties).

Originally posted by BackFire
And then a week after that she starts having sex with people for votes.

Maybe in the next SNL skit they should just dress Tina Fey up as a giant talking vagina.

Originally posted by BackFire
I give it two weeks before she has a 'wardrobe malfunction' and flashes someone.

I'd vote for her

Originally posted by inimalist
I'd vote for her

Don't fall for it Luke!

lol

I said I'd vote for Bush if he punched Kerry in the face

see, I'm not partisan 🙂

Originally posted by inimalist
I'd vote for her
No, you'd vote for McCain.

Originally posted by lord xyz
No, you'd vote for McCain.

I've got $60 riding on him having a heart attack during the acceptance speech 😛

Originally posted by inimalist
I've got $60 riding on him having a heart attack during the acceptance speech 😛

Which would mean you'd learn a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over....four to eight years.

Well, we would.

Originally posted by Devil King
Which would mean you'd learn a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over....four to eight years.

Well, we would.

ya, I feel unless she got real greedy with our oil fields (and lets be honest, we aren't Iraq, we'd come waving the white flags as soon as you hit the border) I'm safe enough

if you guys ever get that damn green energy, I don't know what the Canadian economy would do!