Disturbing Mormon Cartoon

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i am not nor any of my anscestors jewish we are natives of the americas who in no way shape or form are related to ppl of the middle east..
regardless of what some legends or stories may have bn passed around with similarities...

Keep telling yourself that Jew-boy.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i am not nor any of my anscestors jewish we are natives of the americas who in no way shape or form are related to ppl of the middle east..
regardless of what some legends or stories may have bn passed around with similarities...

Interesting...so your ancestors sprung up from holes in the ground in Central America, totally independently from the rest of the human race which came from the MiddleEast/African regions?

Your ancestors are a totally seperate form of humanity with no connections to the rest of us?

Oh..btw how did your ancestors get to Central America...cause I'm guessing they didn't really spring out of holes in the ground...

(p.s. im sensing racism...)

They made boats?

Endless celestial sex?
Billions of spirit children?

Mormon G-SUS???

And lulz @ the Mormon explanation of the nigerz

This is just as absurd as Scientology

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Interesting...so your ancestors sprung up from holes in the ground in Central America, totally independently from the rest of the human race which came from the MiddleEast/African regions?

Your ancestors are a totally seperate form of humanity with no connections to the rest of us?

Oh..btw how did your ancestors get to Central America...cause I'm guessing they didn't really spring out of holes in the ground...

(p.s. im sensing racism...)

Oh yeah, science just owned you.

I found something interesting, and just as disturbing.

YouTube video

What's more interesting is what they do inside the temple. Catch my drift?

Endless celestial sex?

Originally posted by queeq
Endless celestial sex?

What is celestial sex? 😕 Is there such a thing as a celestial orgasm?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
What is celestial sex? 😕 Is there such a thing as a celestial orgasm?

Good sex. There's no reason you can't have a Good orgasm.

(that's a D&D joke, btw)

I guess it's all quite superb and with lots of women. Guess this is where Muslim and Mormon teachings meet. 😉

Originally posted by queeq
I guess it's all quite superb and with lots of women. Guess this is where Muslim and Mormon teachings meet. 😉

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
I don't think Muslims have endless Celestial sex

72 days worth or hours . . . minutes 😮

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Accidentally found this on youtube, dunno if its been mentioned before. Very interesting, maybe some Mormon members can comment on it, whether it reflects Moromon beliefs for example.

2:23 is an odd view explaining where blacks came from.

YouTube video

This movie would be fukin aces if it opened like the animated transformers music. An awesome drum beat into a rockin guitar rift, followed by a narration by orson Welles.

Imagine it, you know it would be awesome but i guess every movie would be better if it opened like that.

Mormonfag here.

tl;dr thread.

south park episode

http://vodpod.com/watch/1150812-2-south-park-clips-lds-church-wants-to-heals-rifts-bite-me

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
I don't think Muslims have endless Celestial sex

With 70 virgins at your disposal it must certainly feel that way.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
south park episode

http://vodpod.com/watch/1150812-2-south-park-clips-lds-church-wants-to-heals-rifts-bite-me

I bet you never had a close knit family like that...

That mormon cartoon is funny as hell.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Interesting...so your ancestors sprung up from holes in the ground in Central America, totally independently from the rest of the human race which came from the MiddleEast/African regions?

Your ancestors are a totally seperate form of humanity with no connections to the rest of us?

Oh..btw how did your ancestors get to Central America...cause I'm guessing they didn't really spring out of holes in the ground...

(p.s. im sensing racism...)

ok first off i was saying their is no foundation to the mormon believe that we are part of the isrealites tribe and we are of jewish anscestory.. i didnt say my ppl didnt cross over from the land mass the connected our continent during the the ice age.

i guess genetic testing can easily proof or disprove the jewish claim..

i am not anti semitic in any way i was being funny and sarcastic.. i possess more then just one ascestral lineage after all i am american.

YouTube video