If Jesus ran for office...

Started by Symmetric Chaos5 pages
Originally posted by Devil King
But he never does. He's found in burnt toast or a piss stain on an over pass, but he never heals anyone in front of cameras. Just as many people have been healed by "Christ" or "Mary" as have been cured by placebo or faith in Allah or a meteor flying overhead. Just as meany have the same deformed, incapable or homosexual demographics that do not effect that propoganda.

Reality isn't the issue of this thread.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Reality isn't the issue of this thread.

It is absolutely the issue, when someone passes off their reality as such for everyone else.

Jesus got 23 write in votes in Florida 😱 Hilary beat him out, guess she is more popular than Jesus 😆

234 HILARY CLINTON
174 RON PAUL
23 NONE OF THE ABOVE
23 JESUS
21 MIKE HUCKABEE
14 MITT ROMNEY
8 COLIN POWELL
6 GOD
6 LEFT BLANK
5 UNDECIDED
4 AL GORE
4 BISHOP V.M. MCLAUGHLEN
4 FRED THOMPSON
4 OBAMA
4 RUDY GIULLIANI
4 STEVEN COLBERT
3 DONALD DUCK
3 DONALD FOY
3 MICKEY MOUSE
3 T. BOONE PICKENS
2 BILL COSBY
2 BILL McMILLON
2 BILL NYE
2 CHUCK NORRIS
2 CONDOLEEZA RICE
2 FRANK HARDEN
2 FRANKLIN GRAHAM
2 LOU DOBBS
2 PAGO POSSUM
2 SARAH PALIN
2 SEANATOR BROWNBACK
2 GARY BENZENBERG
2 GEORGE W BUSH
2 JOHN EDWARDS
2 LEE GODDARD
2 TIM TEBOW

But he is more popular than Obama hmm

Seriously, if Jesus were to run, he won win...BY A LOT.

All Christians would vote for him (duh) and in a recent poll 70% of the world is that religion.
Most Muslims would vote for him (they consider Jesus to be a great prophet)
Most Jews would vote for him.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
But he is more popular than Obama hmm
True, and that guy is President of the US. So is Bush, who Jesus is more popular than, too.

And also The Seanator Brownback

And dude, not even 35% of Earth's population is Christian. What are you smoking.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Seriously, if Jesus were to run, he won win...BY A LOT.

All Christians would vote for him (duh) and in a recent poll 70% of the world is that religion.
Most Muslims would vote for him (they consider Jesus to be a great prophet)
Most Jews would vote for him.

😆 Where did you get that number 😖

And Jesus beat out God 😆

Originally posted by Da Pittman
😆 Where did you get that number 😖

And Jesus beat out God 😆

After Jesus would say he was Jesus, they'd medicate him. Soooooooooo, god would win.

We'd nail that son of a b1tch to the cross once again.

John 18:36 "Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence."

Originally posted by Devil King
But he never does. He's found in burnt toast ...

Jews getting burned?

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Jews getting burned?

Nut jobs who take a picture of a cloud after a tornado and say it's the image of Jesus saving them, while every one else around them has lost everything they have in the world.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
Seriously, if Jesus were to run, he won win...BY A LOT.

All Christians would vote for him (duh) and in a recent poll 70% of the world is that religion.
Most Muslims would vote for him (they consider Jesus to be a great prophet)
Most Jews would vote for him.

I think allot of democrats might vote for him too...

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
I think a lot of democrats might vote for him too...

Sure, as long as he ran as a Democrat.

http://www.jesusforpresident.org 😆

never thought about writing in Jesus...hmmm...lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
True, and that guy is President of the US. So is Bush, who Jesus is more popular than, too.

And also The Seanator Brownback

And dude, not even 35% of Earth's population is Christian. What are you smoking.

In a recent poll, 70% percent of the USA (not world) is Christian. Why else do you think Christmas, Easter, etc are all such big holidays? And I don't smoke 😮‍💨 ❌

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
never thought about writing in Jesus...hmmm...lol

Maybe it's because you're not as silly as some of those people.

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
In a recent poll, 70% percent of the USA (not world) is Christian. Why else do you think Christmas, Easter, etc are all such big holidays?

Where is that 70% of Americans on your average Sunday afternoon?

a quote from wikipedia:

"The largest religion in the US is Christianity, practiced by the majority of the population (nearly 76.5% in 2001[5]). Roughly 51.3% of Americans are Protestants, 23.9% are Catholics, and 1.7% are Mormons (the name commonly used to refer to members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints), and 1.6% to various other Christian denominations.[9] Christianity was introduced during the period of European colonization."

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
a quote from wikipedia:

"The largest religion in the US is Christianity, practiced by the majority of the population (nearly 76.5% in 2001[5]). Roughly 51.3% of Americans are Protestants, 23.9% are Catholics, and 1.7% are Mormons (the name commonly used to refer to members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints), and 1.6% to various other Christian denominations.[9] Christianity was introduced during the period of European colonization."

Key word: "US". You said "world". So I corrected you.