Zoom and Wally vs Surfer and Thor

Originally posted by Philosophía
Surfer simply wouldn't have time to apply any of the tactics some people assume he would. (blowing up the planet, flying away from the ground-level). He'd be a statue to Wally and especially Zoom. The same goes for Thor.

Surfer watches impassively as Zoom, with a countenance halfway between extreme constipation and ecstatic climax, attempts to steal "speed" from him.

five hours later, Zoom lays an egg, having been transformed into a hen by a bored (and still infinitely fast) Surfer.

Thor goes over and explains how the Power Cosmic is totally unrelated to the Speed Force and cannot thus be affected by characters who have no relationship to the Power Cosmic.

Originally posted by complexbrother
Flash & Zoom can't lay a hand on him due to an omini directional blast fron SS.

by the way SS don't have to blow up a planet. he could use just enough force to knokc out a human . unless i'm mistaken Flash and Zoom are not superhumanly strong. and if they are then they should be in the 1 ton range at max.

Originally posted by Galan007
They are strong.

Originally posted by Mindset
Speedforce protects Flash, which you probably remembered after you posted. lol

Originally posted by Mindset
Leave this place.

Get your hand off Janus's penis.

Surfer has comparable thinking speed and movement speed to flash. He will be able to get into the air quick enough to avoid being hit. Once he has done that. He blows up the planet FTW.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Get your hand off Janus's penis.

Originally posted by janus77
your mouth drooling with envy?

Originally posted by ultimatethor
Surfer has comparable thinking speed and movement speed to flash.

what if Surfer just went intangible from the off?
or took both Flash and Zoom into the astral plane?
or turned Flash and Zoom into a matching set of pillows?
or shunted them into the microverse?

Or brought them flowers and chocolate and took them to a movie?

Originally posted by janus77
your mouth drooling with envy?

No.

Only Mindset and your sister have touched/would want to touch that thing.

Originally posted by Philosophía
No.

Only Mindset and your sister have touched/would want to touch that thing.

Originally posted by Philosophía
No.

Only Mindset and your sister have touched/would want to touch that thing.

and since I have no sister, I think it fair to assume that you're projecting there, with respect to Mindset 🙂

Originally posted by Mindset
Phil you don't have to act like you don't crave cock, we all know it's just an act.

If I would, I'd say it.

Not show it and touch a man's penis like you, though.

Originally posted by janus77
what if Surfer just went intangible from the off?
or took both Flash and Zoom into the astral plane?
or turned Flash and Zoom into a matching set of pillows?
or shunted them into the microverse?

Originally posted by Galan007
Good thing Zoom >>> Flash.

IMO not greater than surfer by enough to hurt him before he gets into the air or at least throws up a forcefield(which he cn do with a thought)

Originally posted by Galan007
Understand that Zoom constantly moves ahead of the current timeline. This means that anyone who exists in the current timeline would never be able to react faster than him... Even if said character is capable of reacting instantly.

So youre basically saying that zoom could one shot surfer because if zoom cant one shot surfer and he does tag him that would still give surfer the chance to do everything that janus brought up. If he cant one shot surfer, what was the point of your post.

We are talking about janus and his sister touching eachother/Mindset exchanging places with Janus's sister.

Get that off-topic crap out of here. uhuh