Superman vs Thanos

Started by Avlon29 pages

Originally posted by Raoul
oh... 😂

i've found that they all have their pros and cons, tbh...

Dude, you're so right on that. It's all about the beauty/annoyance ratio.

Originally posted by Avlon
Dude, you're so right on that. It's all about the beauty/annoyance ratio.

lol, i was actually talking sexually, but we can be more general too lol...

Avlon you gave up bazooka boobs? You better have motor boat those sand bags or you lose 20 cool points 😐

Am I the only one who noticed how this turned into a thread where Raoul and Avlon can stroke their e-peens?

Like.....every other thread...

Originally posted by iceman24567
Avlon you gave up bazooka boobs? You better have motor boat those sand bags or you lose 20 cool points 😐

😐

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Am I the only one who noticed how this turned into a thread where Raoul and Avlon can stroke their e-peens?

That's because they're talking about Superman. The girl stuff? All coded signals to throw us off.

Originally posted by Raoul
😐
🙁

Originally posted by Enyalus
You're leaving out details again.

The first is that Thanos was encased in stone. His body wasn't turned to stone. Second is that Thanos had just killed Warlock and was completely caught off guard when he came back. Third is that Warlock was channeling the power of the Soul Gem (which he had just come out of), and that's why he appears fiery and not at all looking like a typical Adam Warlock. And lastly (which to your credit you do note) is that that's an early version of Thanos, pre any upgrades. After the first upgrade, he resists reality manipulation fairly easily:

I mentioned that Warlock was dead... and it really has no bearing on Thanos being turned to stone. It's not like Superman had any prep for his scenario vs Blaze either where he was in a far worse scenario.

Originally posted by Enyalus

And as you can see, he even states that in his previous incarnation he wouldn't have attempted that. But with the upgrade Death initially gave him comes, apparently, reality manipulation resistance.

That's passive reality changes which Thanos should be able to survive. Heck Batman has survived crazier scenarios to his human body.

A spell from Warlock still took him out, while early Supes powered through a skyfather in her own dimension and Dominus active reality manipulation in battle. Supes has also done better than that recently. 🙂

Right through active reality manip.

Originally posted by Enyalus
That's because they're talking about Superman. The girl stuff? All coded signals to throw us off.

someone's jealous... vin

Originally posted by iceman24567
🙁

Again resisting active reality manip through sheer willpower.

Feat wars against Superman is not the way to go with Thanos.

Originally posted by Avlon
I mentioned that Warlock was dead... and it really has no bearing on Thanos being turned to stone. It's not like Superman had any prep for his scenario vs Blaze either where he was in a far worse scenario.

Just saying. Given that Thanos has had 2-3 upgrades since, and took some serious reality manipulation after that (passive or not, the Nexus of All Realities is a big deal), it probably has no bearing on him now. I think Magus or Goddess also attempts to warp him and fails, but I'm too lazy to go and check. 😛

Originally posted by Avlon
A spell from Warlock still took him out, while early Supes powered through a skyfather in her own dimension and Dominus active reality manipulation in battle. Supes has also done better than that recently. 🙂

Supes was on his knees all kinds of screwed up against Dominus. I wish I had some scans to show, but I don't have the arc.

Originally posted by Raoul
someone's jealous... vin

🙁 Hardcore.

EDIT: Hey Avlon, that actvity reality manip against Dominus you showed? I haven't seen that. I was talking about when they first met in '96 or something.

Originally posted by Raoul
lol, i was actually talking sexually, but we can be more general too lol...

I agree with you on that front as well. 🙂

Originally posted by iceman24567
Avlon you gave up bazooka boobs? You better have motor boat those sand bags or you lose 20 cool points 😐

She's not the first or last bazooka boobs that I've dated my friend. Let's not forget the badunkadunk crew either. 🙂

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Am I the only one who noticed how this turned into a thread where Raoul and Avlon can stroke their e-peens?

Like.....every other thread...

Quiet damn it. I've managed to throw some debate in there for Superman too. 😛

Avlon is owning this topic

Originally posted by Enyalus
🙁 Hardcore.

not yet...

Originally posted by Avlon
I agree with you on that front as well. 🙂

lol, we do a lot of that...

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Am I the only one who noticed how this turned into a thread where Raoul and Avlon can stroke their e-peens?

Like.....every other thread...

No, and I'm very offended...durhulk

Originally posted by Avlon
Again resisting active reality manip through sheer willpower.

Still took him several pages for him to overcome it as well as Lois whispering to him to break out of it. And afterwards he's down on his hands and knees going, "uuhhhhh, Lois..." like he's decently messed up. That's really all the time Thanos needs.

Originally posted by Enyalus

Just saying. Given that Thanos has had 2-3 upgrades since, and took some serious reality manipulation after that (passive or not, the Nexus of All Realities is a big deal), it probably has no bearing on him now. I think Magus or Goddess also attempts to warp him and fails, but I'm too lazy to go and check. 😛[/B]

I'll never deny that Thanos has been upgraded, but part of my debate is that Superman has been upgraded a few times since his Byrne days as well.

In a lot of scenarios...Superman just has better showings. If Thanos had even 1/5 of the material that Superman had, his showings would average out a heck of a lot more too.

Originally posted by Enyalus
EDIT: Hey Avlon, that actvity reality manip against Dominus you showed? I haven't seen that. I was talking about when they first met in '96 or something. [/B]

When they first met...Dominus owned Supes...just like Maker owned Thanos. Heck, if she actually used her full power...that fight would have been milliseconds long.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Still took him several pages for him to overcome it as well as Lois whispering to him to break out of it. And afterwards he's down on his hands and knees going, "uuhhhhh, Lois..." like he's decently messed up. That's really all the time Thanos needs.

It's not a passing through reality. It's powerful reality manip that caught Supes by surprise. There is really nothing that Thanos has that even remotely compares. His best feat is the one you have already thrown on the table.

Neither performing nor resisting.

Originally posted by Avlon
I'll never deny that Thanos has been upgraded, but part of my debate is that Superman has been upgraded a few times since his Byrne days as well.

In a lot of scenarios...Superman just has better showings. If Thanos had even 1/5 of the material that Superman had, his showings would average out a heck of a lot more too.

I see your point. For instance, in the 12 issue Thanos mini alone he had a lot of good feats. (Galactus, Maker, for example.)

Originally posted by Avlon
When they first met...Dominus owned Supes...just like Maker owned Thanos. Heck, if she actually used her full power...that fight would have been milliseconds long.

😛 Thanos didn't come to fight the first time. Second time he did. That was the difference.

Originally posted by Enyalus

I see your point. For instance, in the 12 issue Thanos mini alone he had a lot of good feats. (Galactus, Maker, for example.)[/B]

It was pretty good. IMO Thanos sucks as a villain. He's much better off and far more interesting as a cosmic Batman of sorts.

Originally posted by Enyalus
😛 Thanos didn't come to fight the first time. Second time he did. That was the difference. [/B]

That and the ass whooping when she unleashed real power the first time. The 2nd time, even Skreet got a good shot in. 😛