If you were president...

Started by Lord Knightfa116 pages

If you were president...

I made this thread in the mindset that sure, while everyone hates bush and calls him a moron and makes fun of him, president-ing is a hard job. You get to be president for the day and you can accomplish three credible feats. which three do you chose?

Re: If you were president...

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
You get to be president for the day and you can accomplish three credible feats.

Someone doesn't understand how the US government works.

Push congress to make legislation that no government should exist.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Push congress to make legislation that no government should exist.

Someone doesn't understand how the US government works.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Someone doesn't understand how the US government works.

Its a hypothetical and clearly you have missed the fact that he said "you can accomplish three credible feats." in his scenario you, the president, has someone got the ability to pass any law you wish- the fact that it doesn't reflect how the US Government works is irrelevant- its just a scenario to generate some discussion...don't be so pedantic.

Originally posted by Grand-Moff-Gav
Its a hypothetical and clearly you have missed the fact that he said "you can accomplish three credible feats." in his scenario you, the president, has someone got the ability to pass any law you wish- the fact that it doesn't reflect how the US Government works is irrelevant- its just a scenario to generate some discussion...don't be so pedantic.

Somebody doesn't understand how the US government I work.

Also, he said "three credible feats" legislation to annihilate the government is neither credible nor three things.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Somebody doesn't understand how the US government I work.

Also, he said "three credible feats" legislation to annihilate the government is neither credible nor three things.

To the stake!

its hypothetical, it has nothing to do with how you got there or how the government works, its just about what you would do. instead of trying to make a hypothetical situation look impractical, which it is already, which is why we call it hypothetical, try answering the question.

I would execute all people.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Somebody doesn't understand how the US government I work.

Also, he said "three credible feats" legislation to annihilate the government is neither credible nor three things.

dude, don't be a bastard you know what he meant. Of course he knows that the President has little power but the point i believe he is trying to make is that presidentin aint easy so we should cut homeboy or hillbilly george some slack.

Personally, i think the only decision that Bush made through his reign was to give candid interviews which always destroyed his credibility. Otherwise, i believe he was just doing what his handlers suggested, much like how Britney Spears lives her life..,She does, says and goes where she is told. I don't Blame Bush for anything. That guy never should have been president but was put their, regardless. I blame the people who put him their whom ever that is remains to be discovered because i don't think it was the popular vote that did it 😉

Any how, back on topic. If i were presidiant for a day my first order of business would be to pass a bill that disallows George Lucas from making more movie's. I would also force him to publicly flog himself with a dead baby seal for the shit that he unleashed upon the people with Indiana Jones 4.

Second order of bidness. I'd make aspertame an illegal ingredient for all consumable foods and products. That shit is worse than smoking.

Finally, my last command on the stand would be for everyone in America to jump up in the air at the exact same time on a given day. Anyone caught not jumping will be shot and killed on the spot.

My country is going to kick ass

1.) Legalise and tax drugs. A significant amount of the taxed money would go towards creating rehabilitation centres and drop in centres at a far cheaper cost to the users.

2.) Ban the teaching of intelligent design. Obviously I mean it being taught as fact, it's fine to educate children on the belief of intelligent design.

3.) Legalise gay marriage in every state.

I would legalize big boobs

1) Undue all the subprime mortgage quotas and penalties that the Democrats pushed on banks.

2) Allow welfare and unemployment to be collected for a maximum of 1 year per household.

3) Abolish laws that give unions as much power as they do to rape industries.

If I were president...

I'd do two chicks at the same time man.

heck yeah!

1. Legalization of all drugs that are beneath a certain threshold of danger/addictiveness, then have them licensed by the government or taxed for additional revenue.

2. Install significantly more liberal sex/drug education in schools to replace the current conservative programs.

3. Replace most life sentences with death sentences (there are a few exceptions in my head but i'm not going to spend the time writing them out.)

after hearing # 3 of King kandy lets never make him a mod Raz...he will execute us all...lol..

Originally posted by Jack Daniels
after hearing # 3 of King kandy lets never make him a mod Raz...he will execute us all...lol..

If I become a mod, I think you'll start worrying a bit over having made that comment.

No, I would be fair if I was a mod. As for the Death Penalty thing, it's just better economics.

1. Legalize drugs, it'd be the same thing as smoking. People wouldn't be so anxious to get them that they'd have to kill for it, they'd be able to get it whenever they wanted. Let the potheads kill themselves, dig a mass grave, and then dump them in it. Nobody cares, they screwed up their own lives by Trying it after all the propaganda we throw out there about how drugs are bad.

2. I would legalize gay marriage, but on the other side of the spectrum, there would be no such thing as a "hate crime" to gay people, at least not in the way of saying something bad to them because they are gay, in the same way as someone can say something bad to me because i'm white, they want to treat it like a genetic attribute instead of an action, then lets do it. You wouldn't have to be forced to accept them, they wouldn't be allowed to sue you if you didn't give them a job for that reason, for instance, you reject someone's application to work in your nursury because they are a gay pedofile.

3. I'd finish off the war and terrorism. I'd pull everyone out of Iraq, bush messed that up. I'd then give all airline pilots and school bus drivers and teachers and school administrators military issue side-arms. In case of an emergency concerning a shooting or a hijacking, they would be able to stop them for the good of everyone.

You would make an absolutely terrible President.