If you were president...

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
1. Legalize drugs, it'd be the same thing as smoking. People wouldn't be so anxious to get them that they'd have to kill for it, they'd be able to get it whenever they wanted. Let the potheads kill themselves, dig a mass grave, and then dump them in it. Nobody cares, they screwed up their own lives by Trying it after all the propaganda we throw out there about how drugs are bad.

2. I would legalize gay marriage, but on the other side of the spectrum, there would be no such thing as a "hate crime" to gay people, at least not in the way of saying something bad to them because they are gay, in the same way as someone can say something bad to me because i'm white, they want to treat it like a genetic attribute instead of an action, then lets do it. You wouldn't have to be forced to accept them, they wouldn't be allowed to sue you if you didn't give them a job for that reason, for instance, you reject someone's application to work in your nursury because they are a gay pedofile.

3. I'd finish off the war and terrorism. I'd pull everyone out of Iraq, bush messed that up. I'd then give all airline pilots and school bus drivers and teachers and school administrators military issue side-arms. In case of an emergency concerning a shooting or a hijacking, they would be able to stop them for the good of everyone.

i agree. i would vote for you or run against you under the same platform.. except i hand out coke for the win..

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
You would make an absolutely terrible President.

No, his number 1 is actually an excellent idea. It should have been done decades ago.

His number 2 is an excellent idea, except the appendage.

His number 3 is a great idea, except for handing out all the guns which is totally unrelated and is a number 4, techinically.

I think his ideas are not that bad, some really good even...

1: I would Declare Martial Law

2: Arrest all Senators and Representatives for treason and seize all of there assets (To pay the Army as I promised for their helping in the coup)

3: Have the State Governors Declare me "Imperotor In Perpetuum" (Which they would out of fear of their own assets being seized)

Hey It worked For Caesar LOL

Originally posted by KidRock
1) Undue all the subprime mortgage quotas and penalties that the Democrats pushed on banks.

2) Allow welfare and unemployment to be collected for a maximum of 1 year per household.

3) Abolish laws that give unions as much power as they do to rape industries.

Actually pretty damn intuitive!

Seeing as the President is just a Puppet for the powerful it doesn´t make any difference if I was president.

Or do you think Presidents like Bush or "Raygun" were capable of making complicated decisions?

1: Request emergency powers in order to "safeguard national interests both at home and abroad".

2: Replace all laws with what I think is best for everyone due to my inherent moral and intellectual superiority.

3: Kill Pay off "Remove" Kill anyone who complains.

they could first get in power next order your marines to be your body guards..

2nd tell and point out every power behind the throne and arrest them or remove them from political office it be easy if ppl had the balls.. make sure you are on national tv.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
1. Legalize drugs, it'd be the same thing as smoking. People wouldn't be so anxious to get them that they'd have to kill for it, they'd be able to get it whenever they wanted. Let the potheads kill themselves, dig a mass grave, and then dump them in it. Nobody cares, they screwed up their own lives by Trying it after all the propaganda we throw out there about how drugs are bad.

The only problem I see is that some drugs are extremely addictive- maybe there should be *some* aid service...

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11

2. I would legalize gay marriage, but on the other side of the spectrum, there would be no such thing as a "hate crime" to gay people, at least not in the way of saying something bad to them because they are gay, in the same way as someone can say something bad to me because i'm white, they want to treat it like a genetic attribute instead of an action, then lets do it.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
You wouldn't have to be forced to accept them, they wouldn't be allowed to sue you if you didn't give them a job for that reason, for instance, you reject someone's application to work in your nursury because they are a gay pedofile.

The first phrase made me cringe a bit. Do you feel like you are being 'forced' to accept black people, too?

EDIT: Lulz @ 'gay pedophile.' I almost missed your attempt to link the two words together.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11

3. I'd finish off the war and terrorism. I'd pull everyone out of Iraq, bush messed that up.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
I'd then give all airline pilots and school bus drivers and teachers and school administrators military issue side-arms. In case of an emergency concerning a shooting or a hijacking, they would be able to stop them for the good of everyone.

As president you would at least agree that there would be a strenuous training program? Flooding the public theater with weapons will only increase the danger of collateral damage. We clearly stand on opposite sides of the Gun Control issue, and I don't really want to get into it, but I would hope that you recognize the danger in an untrained individual trying to be a hero.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
1: Request emergency powers in order to "safeguard national interests both at home and abroad".

2: Replace all laws with what I think is best for everyone due to my inherent moral and intellectual superiority.

3: Kill Pay off "Remove" Kill anyone who complains.

1 and 2 = Bush?

3...I have no idea who that is supposed to parodize considering the first 2. Putin?

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, his number 1 is actually an excellent idea. It should have been done decades ago.

Allowing people to kill themselves does not= a great idea.

It irks me how so any people look down on people with drug problems.

No, it's really just his sociopathic opinion.

Originally posted by dadudemon
1 and 2 = Bush?

3...I have no idea who that is supposed to parodize considering the first 2. Putin?

1 = Hitler and such

2 = Everyone else on this thread

3 = Me using common sense to make 1 and 2 work

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
Allowing people to kill themselves does not= a great idea.

It irks me how so any people look down on people with drug problems.

Actually, allowing people to kill themselves is a ****ing brilliant idea.

Legalizing drugs, on an unrelated note, is as well.

No, it's not.

Though I suppose that, from an economic and efficent point of view, it's brilliant.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually, allowing people to kill themselves is a ****ing brilliant idea.

Legalizing drugs, on an unrelated note, is as well.

Well legalizing drugs is a good idea and it is a way of letting people kill themselves. Perhaps you've found a way of OD two birds with one needle.

I'm so clever 😖mart:

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
No, it's not.

Though I suppose that, from an economic and efficent point of view, it's brilliant.

And every other POV...

on a moral religious standpoint it is wrong but on a economical,political mass vote it is the right thing to do...

bring on the drugs

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
on a moral religious standpoint it is wrong but on a economical,political mass vote it is the right thing to do...

bring on the drugs

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I was talking just about moral standpoints, not religious ones, which are extremely immoral.

Ah, yes. The evils of love and peaceful coexistence with one's fellow man. Truly a sickening concept.