My Girlfriend did a very stupid mistake.

Originally posted by dadudemon
First, I apologize that these guys here at KMC are being a**holes.

Second, yeah man, that can really suck.

Do you love her? If you love her, then no matter what, you'll figure something out. If you just like her and it is only an interest at the moment, meaning you're not sure if you want to marry at all, then don't fret.

I would say that if you both enjoy each other's company, **** her parents and do what you guys want. You should give her parents a lecture about being controlling. You should tell them that it is a different generation than the previous conservative ones. You could drive the point home better by pointing out how casual sex is in one of their favorite sitcoms. (If they watch a sitcom regularly, show their hypocrisy by finding an example of how casual sex is treated...this could piss them off but they should eventually realize that they turn a blind eye to the very things they profess as wrong.)

If you want her parents part of your lives, then make an effort. Tell them that you both have different ideas of morals and you want them to understand you and your girlfriend's wishes.

It really all depends on how important she is to you. Is she just another girlfriend or do you think this girl could be marriage material? Depending on your thoughts, you would either forget about the parents or try to re-establish those bonds with them.

Or you could do it like I do and have a "I don't realy give a **** about your inlaws. They can kiss my ass and if in the process, we like each other, we all win."

Here's my un-serious suggestion. You could also get their daughter preggers and then announce it to them in their living room. Right after your girlfriend says, "Mom......day.....I'm pregnant." You should immediately stand up and do a stupid dance while yelling like a crazed sports fan, "Ooooooh yeah! I'm hittin' that..." And then do slow but exaggerated pelvic thrusts while pretending to hold her ass and go "ooooo aahhhhh!". And then smack that pretend ass. And then laugh like a crazed man really loud right in their faces. Sounds like something Stifler would do.

Anyway, nice to have you back. You should visit us more often.

Originally posted by dadudemon
First, I apologize that these guys here at KMC are being a**holes.

Thank you for doing that for me. It was like 17th on my to do list, today.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's hot.

Like "Sweater" hot or "Erection" hot?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you for doing that for me. It was like 17th on my to do list, today.

I've been meaning to talk to you about that actually... I'm late...

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You must have been close... I was number 16 on the list and you did me hard....

I've been meaning to talk to you about that actually... I'm late...

Originally posted by dadudemon

Anyway, nice to have you back. You should visit us more often.

Let me translate this for you, 'now that you're girlfriend can't put out anymore due to her suck-ass parents, I'll be happy to orally please you whenever you feel the urge to release a load.'

Originally posted by Bardock42
Y-you didn't enjoy it?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
It was lovely... lookaround

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Now, we're both of age, and mature, but she comes from a Conservatiuve Vietnamese familly, and has cracked underneath her mother's pressure.
She told her that we where having sex. From what I gather her mother is *very* disappointed in her, and I am not allowed under their roof anymore.

When I started dating my Girlfriend in July, I knew I'd have to amke efforts to accomodate, and have done everything in my power to make the relationship work, even perants meeting each other.

but now? I am pretty powerless, it's up to her, and She is not the type of person to be able to stand up for herself or others (See, conservative familly, yet she is down to earth, surprisingly)

There is, however, one hope:

My Girlfriend's adoptive grandmother (father's side)

She is very open minded and was even pushing for us to get together. Hopefully she can get throug to my girlfriend's perants.

Its her choice to not have sex...so **** off and leave her alone you heartless RAPIST!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you, I pride myself in my penismanship.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
That was a penis...? 😕

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, man, busting my balls here.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Would if I could find them.... Zing........

Ta-daaa

Originally posted by Bardock42
They are hiding in your mouth.

Ta-daaa

My penis is big cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
My penis is big cry

Originally posted by §P0oONY
That's called an erection, and you shouldn't cry about it, it's perfectly natural. I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why is it a talk about birds and bees anyways. Interspecies stuff is kinda sick.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I thought that too at one stage, but when you see a giraffe nailing a bat your perspective changes about it, it's a wonderful thing.

http://www.bustybatsgonewild.com/intersp/camelopardalis.htm