My Girlfriend did a very stupid mistake.

Started by Bardock424 pages
Bardock42 Junior Member

Reported.

§P0oONY Senior Member

You totally watched the hot action though right?

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You totally watched the hot action though right?
Of course.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Want that talk about the birds and the bees now? naughty

Bardock42 Junior Member

I'm more of a bat and giraffe guy, really.

§P0oONY Senior Member

I understand dude, it's a hard jump to make, I'm gald I made the jump myself but it changed my life forever.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by §P0oONY
I understand dude, it's a hard jump to make, I'm gald I made the jump myself but it changed my life forever.
Like having sex with a man with a really, really really big dick.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Giraffe and bee guy myself. Very rare. Very hard to find.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Giraffe and bee guy myself. Very rare. Very hard to find.
You disgust me.... Freak....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like having sex with a man with a really, really really big dick.
Humans can have really big dicks? I've only seen yours so I didn't think that was possible.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Giraffe and bee guy myself. Very rare. Very hard to find.
A connoisseur, I see.

May I invite you to visit my extensive animal sex cellar?

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by §P0oONY

Humans can have really big dicks? I've only seen yours so I didn't think that was possible.

So....you don't actually have a point of reference.

Nor a penis of your own.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
So....you don't actually have a point of reference.

Nor a penis of your own.

Looked at your penis before anyone elses, including my own, I stabbed myself in the eyes with a screwdriver after. Blind in both eyes now.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Looked at your penis before anyone elses, including my own, I stabbed myself in the eyes with a screwdriver after. Blind in both eyes now.
To have it forever burned into your mind? That's the sweetest thing a guy ever said to me.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
To have it forever burned into your mind? That's the sweetest thing a guy ever said to me.
Nah... Was so overcome with pleasure from it I had to release somehow.... Close though.

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by §P0oONY
Nah... Was so overcome with pleasure from it I had to release somehow.... Close though.

That's funny, I recall releasing into your eyes as well.

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's funny, I recall releasing into your eyes as well.
You did? Aww how sweet.

RogerRamjet Playground Superstar
Originally posted by Bardock42
Reported.

frohes Neues, Bro... 😉

oh and i reported yer fat ass too...just for the ****in' lulz!!

Bardock42 Junior Member

Drunk?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
You did? Aww how sweet.

We are a couple of crazy college cooks, aren't we?

§P0oONY Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
Drunk?

We are a couple of crazy college cooks, aren't we?


Ah, to be young and free. God bless America.

RogerRamjet Playground Superstar

Originally posted by Bardock42
Drunk?

nope...lediglich ein mini gläschen Sekt....fällt wohl kaum unter die Kategorie.....Drunk....