Batman vs. Jango Fett

Started by Sadako of Girth21 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
A good character's moral code has never come into play, this help objectiveness in these Vs fights, otherwise Superman's beyond incredible powers would be gimped, as an example.

You know this.

The only time I would ever see a case for it would be in a "Robocop (Programed with directive 4) Vs Random OCP Exec" thread.

But beyond that, none.

If we ever have a "Mother Theresa Vs Harvey Keitel's Bad Lieutenant" death match, then regardless of her moral conundrum, I vote she should be allowed to savagely beat Bad Lieutenant's head in with a brick,if she wants to. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hehehe yes thats very true. ✅

Mandalorian armour does stick out like sore thumb, doesn't it..?

Jango should wait until October 31st then.

😂 It worked well enough for ET. 😛

So, we have ascertained so far that Jango only has a slim chance of beating Batman, if he hides out until the 31st of october, and shoots from a distance of like a mile away with only one of his armaments without Bruce/Batman ever having once found out about his existance.

Looking like a Batman win then, 9 and a half times out of ten against movie Jango (or Boba in the same scenario).

There's a Robot Chicken skit of 'what happened to Boba after he fell into the sarlacc' that is great, they play on the fact that Boba was a nothing in the films, despite the 'greatest bounty-hunter in the galaxy' moniker.

It was on youtube, but it's gone now, watch it if you can.

😄 Excellent. I love that show, I'll hunt it down. Thanks.

Originally posted by Robtard
There's a Robot Chicken skit of 'what happened to Boba after he fell into the sarlacc' that is great, they play on the fact that Boba was a nothing in the films, despite the 'greatest bounty-hunter in the galaxy' moniker.

It was on youtube, but it's gone now, watch it if you can.

I'm sure you know of the EU books that shows what happened to Fett.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm sure you know of the EU books that shows what happened to Fett.

I've read snippets, he used his uber awesomeness that he didn't have before he fell in like a chump to man-power his way out.

The Robot Chicken skit was better, imo.

Originally posted by Robtard
I've read snippets, he used his uber awesomeness that he didn't have before he fell in like a chump to man-power his way out.

The Robot Chicken skit was better, imo.

Yeah, I read how he escaped and I was like WTF 😕

The dude was severely shortchanged in the films, he didn't even capture Han, Vader did it for him. Just embarrassing.

Yep he was a tracker, nothing more.

The most badass thing we saw him do in ESB was shoot in Luke's general direction a few times...(Now I know he was under orders to not kill Luke, but surely Lucas could have shown other actions to demonstrate his badassery to the audience...) and then after that tease we wait for three whole years of thinking he was gonna reveal his dangerousness in ROTJ only to see....well.... only see what transpired there. 🙁

What a ball-dropping.

Originally posted by Robtard
The dude was severely shortchanged in the films, he didn't even capture Han, Vader did it for him. Just embarrassing.
Fett tracked the Falcon to Cloud City, and informed Vader when it arrived. Vader was under the impression that Skywalker was on the Falcon, "I want them taken alive, No disintegrations."

I imagine Fett knew his best chance at taking Skywalker and the others alive (Even though Luke was not on board), was to track them and tell Vader where they were.

He is, after all, a hunter of men. One does not become the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy without being a badass. Plus those were Wookkiee scalps hanging from his shoulder.

Another thing, as if the evidence so far was not conclusive enough,
is the problem that Jango has with either not being able to see shit in that helmet, or being stupidly clumsy.

This is not only evidenced by the disasterous ways in which Jango and Boba were dispatched, but also...
When was the last time we saw Batman smash his headgear on doors he walks under.
This defect in Jango was cloned into the stormies too.

Even that one in ANH smashed his head on the door on the way in to check in on the room the droids were hiding in.

And those storm troopers wore different helmets from Jango's.

So this makes me more inclined to think that its not a helmet design flaw, but clumsiness just short of epic, Jar-Jar-like proportions.

But basically...

If he cant see against Batman: Hes dead.

If if can see but is clumsy against Batman: Hes dead.

Another example also of the ways that this criminal waste of the opportunity to make the Fett legacy count well in the hall of cool villian fame was perpentrated.

Well...

There's been a lot of posts in here since I went off to School...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Impediments call, not ours.

Well ya better hope that he calls for no-moral ties...

'Cause no way would Riggs shoot a good cop.

(And McClane is a good cop.)

(McClane, however shot one to get the job done, even if it was himself..... 😛 )

Im actually quite keen to hear what he has to say on this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fett tracked the Falcon to Cloud City, and informed Vader when it arrived. Vader was under the impression that Skywalker was on the Falcon, "I want them taken alive, No disintegrations."

I imagine Fett knew his best chance at taking Skywalker and the others alive (Even though Luke was not on board), was to track them and tell Vader where they were.

He is, after all, a hunter of men. One does not become the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy without being a badass. Plus those were Wookkiee scalps hanging from his shoulder.

Besides tracking, a bounty hunter captures and brings in his targets, if you don't believe me, watch that ridiculous clown-show "Dog: The Bounty Hunter". Boba did not capture, Vader and the imperial forces did.

I know his "most feared" moniker, but actions speak louder than words and his actions yelled "I'm an incompetent *******", as fact.

Wookie scalps can be purchased, the poser.

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IT'S CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!

Originally posted by Robtard

Wookie scalps can be purchased, the poser.

LOLZ Yes... Or even picked just up for free on the ground after the imperials slaughtered the Wookies on Kashykk in episode 3...!!

Man. I used to think he was cool.

But minute by minute, Boba is starting to look like a total douche. 😖

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well ya better hope that he calls for no-moral ties...

'Cause no way would Riggs shoot a good cop.

(And McClane is a good cop.)

(McClane, however shot one to get the job done, even if it was himself..... 😛 )

Im actually quite keen to hear what he has to say on this.

Enlighten me on the topic at hand. What's this about morality?

I'd post more, but I'm about to leave for work. I'll be back this afternoon.

Jango, easily.