The Punisher VS Xenomorphs

Started by Rogue Jedi7 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well... That kinda statement really says more about you than me.

Neither of you know me.

Hey, HE implied that, NOT me. 😄

I know. Wasnt having a pop.

Yet still the truism remains. 🙂

i was refering to siding with each other on one thread and getting personal in others. i've seen only seen couples do that because they are in a love/hate relationship. hence the expression "are you two married?" when talking about people who have a ambivalent relationship with someone.

I divorced him, he drags his teeth.

chicks.....😏

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
This isn't really aimed at anyone in particular, but, IMO I feel that the Aliens' greatest weapon is PIS, or CIS, a combination of both. In every movie The humans get screwed royally screwed by either some other human being an idiot or having some ulterior motive or something, doing something that gets other people killed(The Company in the first, stupid commander in the second, stupid warden in the third, haven't watched the fourth in years). Or there's some other stupid obstacle (Don't shoot, it's in front of the hull! If you hit the reactor you'll kill us all! Let them just rape us instead!).

I feel that, realistically, a battalion of soldiers would wipe the floor with any one or two aliens. If an Alien were to, say, get into the white house, and it's security was actively aware of it's presence, the Alien would last at the most an hour.

The scene where the aliens are raping the national guard in AVP2 was such bullshit PIS. Realistically they would have had air support with thermal imaging, night vision, sonar, movement detectors, there would have been flood lights that would light up an entire three block radius like it was day light, each soldier would be at the least in two-man teams, one watching the front and the other the back, both of course armed with personal night vision visors. There is no way in hell that a ten foot long black serpent that leaves it's own trail of super hot saliva, would get anywhere near a soldier before getting blown in half, especially with the APC there (Which is also bullshit, why the **** would you get out of the heavily armored APC when you lose contact with the entire squad?).

No.. in the real world the aliens would have gotten ****ed up. How is an Alien any different then a lion or a tiger, the latter of which can leap 10 feet straight-up into the air 15 feet forward, and moves so silently that hunters have been known to hide in trees staking out Tiger A, only to turn to the left and see Tiger B, whome has been sitting on the same branch as them for hours and they just never noticed it? If being able to move fast and silently, and move and jump quickly is all that's nescesarry to beat a man with a gun Humans wouldn't be the dominant species on Earth, but we are because it is impossible for a creature using only claws and teeth to beat a human armed with a gun unless the human acts carelessly or stupidly. Hell, we (Humans) were killing the shit out of Tigers when all we had was a heavy rock and a ****ing burning branch. Where was the super sneaking ability and stealth and all the animal intelligence and sharp teeth then? They're ****ing endangered now.

But then again, it's a movie isn't it?

Of course, a well informed and outfitted marine unit should be able to destroy an Alien hive. Had the Marines in Aliens been able to get back to the dropship. Their artillery would have wiped out the hive in an instant. The scenario's in the Aliens movies never question the outcome of a war against humans and Aliens though. The scenario's always revolve a small number of people against an overbearing amount of Aliens in a confined area. Asking whether or not Humans could conquer Aliens in an all out war is a different question for a different thread. The question at hand is whether or not one man can survive an onslaught of Aliens. Taking the Aliens out of confined area's and minimizing their numbers will always be putting them at a disadvantage but lets not forget how just one alien is capable of systematically hunting and killing a dozen intelligent humans.

Also, you cannot compare the Xenomorphs to Tigers and Lions. Aliens have proven to be very intelligent. They are far more agile and deadly than any mammal found on planet Earth. They communicate using telepathy and work as a team. Granted, their sole purpose is to protect the hive and secure their existence but this doesn't mean that they cannot think for themselves and make intelligent decisions.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I divorced him, he drags his teeth.

'Erectile Dysfunction' was the reason I cited. 😂

Originally posted by Sado22
chicks.....😏

Well since you are one, so dont uncle tom yourself, now. 🙂
Cause its embarrassing when that happens.

Time to check the pantyliner and Castle's dick needs tending. Now of you go. Wipe your lips afterwards too. As shit is highly visible even in specks. 😛

Originally posted by Sado22
i was refering to siding with each other on one thread and getting personal in others. i've seen only seen couples do that because they are in a love/hate relationship. hence the expression "are you two married?" when talking about people who have a ambivalent relationship with someone.

Ahhhhhhh. Thats where youve been going wrong.
You percieve love/hate, where there is only indifference.
I'll cuss if Ive been cussed against.
And if someone agrees with me I cant help it.
You see things in terms of 'siding.'
I dont.
Thats your projection.

The only 'side' I worry about being on is the truth in whatever argument is at hand..
If some other poster who disagrees generally, agrees with me about a subject or not, fine.

You really seemed to be tight with RJ constantly round all the threads here, so I think I see where this is coming from here.

You are the one trying to get personal the whole time.
(Making unsolicited net zodiac readings and shit etc in the middle of vs threads...)
You too wanna carry on like you were before, fine.
But dont drag me into your little netlove jealousy thing.

Its weird.

Its unwarranted.

And where do you get off telling people who they should be arguing with anyways..?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Erectile Dysfunction' was the reason I cited. 😂
Thats what you get *****, ****ing glue sniffer!!!

OK seriously, I aint gay.

So whacha wearin'? 😈

Originally posted by Sado22
ditto. Frank's a good shot. how many times have Aliens been pwned by a handful of people anyway. Aliens can't even kill one chick 😱

Vasquez? The chick pilot of the dropship? Newt's mother? The other chick that wasnt Ripley in Alien?

😕

Oh well, you still havent explained how Punisher is meant to do anything but die in that scenario without a motion tracker.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thats what you get *****, ****ing glue sniffer!!!

OK seriously, I aint gay.

So whacha wearin'? 😈

It was your dysfunction.

The cat next door needed f***ing, and you were no good to him anymore.

This, as a pimp, made me look bad.

Seriously I dont care if you are or arent gay.
But Sada22 still loves you.

Anyways on topic, how does Frank survive without a motion tracker...?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It was your dysfunction.

The cat next door needed f***ing, and you were no good to him.

This, as a pimp, made me look bad.

Anyways on topic, how does Frank survive without a motion tracker...?

If anything, I need some ANTI viagra yo.

Yes the sight of cats asses all around must be quite the problem.

Seriously, if you wanna be taken seriously as not gay, you might wanna stop talking about your dick to other guys on the internet.

penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis

How compelling.

Annnnnnyyyyyyyyyyways.

The "No motion trackers" question.

'Erectile Dysfunction' was the reason I cited.

😆
btw you just admitted to taking Jedi cock?😏

You are the one trying to get personal the whole time.
(Making unsolicited net zodiac readings and shit etc in the middle of vs threads...)
You too wanna carry on like you were before, fine.
But dont drag me into your little netlove jealousy thing.
Its weird. Its unwarranted.

😆
i'm not getting personal mate. already told you so. the taurus bit was just a reference to your stubborness and to tell the truth I'm pretty stubborn myself. so stop getting your man thongs in such a bundle over an astrological joke.
and what you talking about "unwarrated" foo? you're the one talking about penises and erectile dysfunctions! 😠

And where do you get off telling people who they should be arguing with anyways..?

cuz i'm scorpio. i'll do both of you 😈

Vasquez? The chick pilot of the dropship? Newt's mother? The other chick that wasnt Ripley in Alien?

yeah but they got jumped. i'm talking about ripley.

~Sado
P.S. we all know that I'm just joking right?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How compelling.

Annnnnnyyyyyyyyyyways.

The "No motion trackers" question.

Ask again, *****.

Originally posted by Sado22
😆
btw you just admitted to taking Jedi cock?😏

😆
i'm not getting personal mate. already told you so. the taurus bit was just a reference to your stubborness and to tell the truth I'm pretty stubborn myself. so stop getting your man thongs in such a bundle over an astrological joke.
and what you talking about "unwarrated" foo? you're the one talking about penises and erectile dysfunctions! 😠

cuz i'm scorpio. i'll do both of you 😈

yeah but they got jumped. i'm talking about ripley.

~Sado
P.S. we all know that I'm just joking right?

Ha. No. I meant that I couldnt get him to fu*k the cat next door anymore.

Man thongs lol

Yeah cause RJ bought it up. I tried to get him to stop.
But no never means no with RJ.
Notice how he drags it out and out.
Its like his favorite subject and stuff...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ask again, *****.

Ok Susan. For you and all you in the cheap seats.

"How do you expect Punisher to make it alive with no motion tracker",
Beeeyotch. 🙂