John McClaine runs the Lethal Weapon Gauntlet

Started by Snafu the Great6 pages

John McClaine runs the Lethal Weapon Gauntlet

While Riggs is busy running the Die Hard Gauntlet, John has his hands full with the baddies from Lethal Weapon.
* means firearms optional

1. Mr. Joshua (Lethal Weapon 1)
2. Pieter Vorstedt (Lethal Weapon 2)
3. Arjen Rudd (Lethal Weapon 2)*
4. Jack Travis (Lethal Weapon 3)*
5. Man with Flamethrower and Assault Rifle (Lethal Weapon 4)*
6. Wah Sing Ku (Lethal Weapon 4)

Jet Li kicks his ass the same way the asian chick in LFODH did.

h2h against Joshua? 😂

Maclane gets creamed at Mr. Joshua if its h2h. otherwise, he clears it....for obvious reasons that Jetli was empty handed.

Snafu: anytime you mention McClane you're suppossed to specify that there is no SUV around for miles so John has no choice but to actually fight h2h 😂

Uh oh haermm

Re: John McClaine runs the Lethal Weapon Gauntlet

Originally posted by Snafu the Great
While Riggs is busy running the Die Hard Gauntlet, John has his hands full with the baddies from Lethal Weapon.
* means firearms optional

1. Mr. Joshua (Lethal Weapon 1)
2. Pieter Vorstedt (Lethal Weapon 2)
3. Arjen Rudd (Lethal Weapon 2)*
4. Jack Travis (Lethal Weapon 3)*
5. Man with Flamethrower and Assault Rifle (Lethal Weapon 4)*
6. Wah Sing Ku (Lethal Weapon 4)

1. Good fight. McClane being harder hitting and more durable than Riggs knocks Joshua out prettty quickly.
(He'd have to really... else the Joshua techiques might win out if McClane allows Joshua time to compose himself, Mcclane better blast him out early with that MA overiding brutality of his.)

2. Barely a blip on the McClane villian-o-meter despite the perchanchance for 80s racism and stuff. McClane would somehow have killed him the second he appeared in McClane's bedroom when he slept.
People just cant do that to McClane...he kills everybody.
Noone has ever bombed McClane's toilet.

3. Dead after that 1st encounter diplomatic immunity or not.
John'd have shot the motherf**ker.

4. Are you kidding...? McClane walks through him like wet f**kin' paper.... 😂

5. He kills flamey in equal or less time. But McClane may employ one of the nearby cars to ram through the guy sooner than later on that one.

6. Wah sing ku. Knocks the f**ker out..
Jet li's character when punched by a real man, will fold..
McClane dont play that wires, flashy pretty chop socky heavily choreographed, shit...
He just kills people way more than Riggs and his other half Murtaugh put together..

crylaugh Ah, the wonders of delusion.

Yes... You keep trying to sell them to me, they sound nice. 😛
But yet Id rather live in an undeluded, facty McClane win based universe that we inhabit, rather than your delusion, no matter how wonderous, that old man Riggs has a chance against McClane as he stands.

Face it:

McClane - smart, yet brutal killer in 4 films about brutal killing.

Riggs - Half of an comedy thriller duo, who is in two good films about brutal killing, and two about romantic drama, domestic life with the Murtaughs, the themes of 'growing to be to old for this shit' and emotional slavery-related drama that happen to have a bit of action in 'em.

And he is too old to win against McClane.

Hmm....you have resorted back to the buddy crutch, SAD.

And I see youre back to the 'Blindly call every fact that disproves your argument a crutch' crutch. Sadder still.

Tell me, when Riggs was wrecking shop against the baddies in all the movies, not counting Jet Li, where was Murtaugh? You make it sound as if he was holding the guys in a headlock for Riggs.

Ohh man youre right! You shocked me! Youre right!
Riggs DID do something all by himself...!

Wellllll done Riggs....

Isnt he a big boy now....?

Oddly moments later he is overpowered by 2nd rate thugs, and they kill his woman and nearly him. Very effective.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ohh man youre right! You shocked me! Youre right!
Riggs DID do something all by himself...!

Wellllll done Riggs....

Isnt he a big boy now....?

Oddly moments later he is overpowered by 2nd rate thugs, and they kill his woman and nearly him. Very effective.

Overpowered? Well, he was knocked out with a blackjack, yes, that would knock anyone out.

But then he escaped, pwned two guys HAND TO HAND, while having a dislocated shoulder. 😄

And his woman...? Oops.

McClane wouldnt have let her die.

He knows the difference between an Ellis and his woman.
If it hadnt been for Rigg's womaness in these matters she still be alive.

And what was the first thing he did?
Cry down to the phone to uncle Roger.

There there now. Uncle Rodge'll make it better. 😂

So Vordsted hits McClaine with a blackjack, then what? McClaine turns around, says Yippy Kay a, then beats him to death? Or does McClaine have a way of fighting while knocked out? OH......McClaine would never have escaped the river, uh oh......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Vordsted hits McClaine with a blackjack, then what? McClaine turns around, says Yippy Kay a, then beats him to death? Or does McClaine have a way of fighting while knocked out? OH......McClaine would never have escaped the river, uh oh......

Yes. He would.

He wouldnt get there in the first place.

As noone has ever knocked McClane out.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. He would.

He wouldnt get there in the first place.

As noone has ever knocked McClane out.

A black jack to the back of the head, TWO times, will knock ANYONE out.

They'd have been dead if the 1st one failed if it were McClane.

How come guns arent an option in the Jet li fight here for McClane..?
They seemed to be in Riggs case. No fair.

huh? and what?

Well... Wasnt Jet Li shot, ultimately, in LW4?

(Right before Murtaugh saves Riggs' ass again.)