John McClaine runs the Lethal Weapon Gauntlet

Started by Sadako of Girth6 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, yeah, but I was referring to the scene on Argen's office. "Sometimes I go crazy, like right now."

Selfish stupid histrionics that helped get his lady killed and his ass whooped.

He admitted to Roger that he wasnt crazy.

Yeah well shit happens, ***** prolly didnt swallow anyway.

😂

Hey it was Patsy Kensit...
Dont ruin the fantasy..

Dirty, dead minx.

Hmm....I wonder........think she had a shaved front?

Not being a necrophile, after the movie hadnt finished, that wasnt one of the things in my head. 😛

Probably. 😖hifty:

But one thing is for sure.

McClane is bald becuase not even hair will oppose him.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not being a necrophile, after the movie hadnt finished, that wasnt one of the things in my head. 😛

Probably. 😖hifty:

But one thing is for sure.

McClane is bald becuase not even hair will oppose him.

Wait, wouldnt hair NOT growing be opposing him?

Depends if you wanna shave your head or not.

Makes head butts more effective, I bet.

Feels cool in the summer too.

John dies. his jobber aura and luck aren't saving him with the real pros.

He won't feel a thing.

Originally posted by Sado22
John dies. his jobber aura and luck aren't saving him with the real pros.

Ummmmm. Youre right.

But his jobber aura, luck, superior endurance, strength, instinct, and efficiency and skill in maiming and killing are though.

As evidenced by Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die hard with a vengence, and Die Hard 4.0.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He won't feel a thing.

(Unlike his victims)
That much I agree with.

I think McClaine busted his nut, just so you know.

What evidence is there of said nutbustery?

Well.....never mind 😖hifty:

This McClane related message goes out to posters from England and eastern Europe right now. 😛

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npMEbGg7OE

Its blizzarding like I havent seen since 1994.

And thats western Europe. 😂

Im too tired for this shit.

Need sleep.

We're NOT too old for this shit, WILL IT 😂

What evidence is there of said nutbustery?

holly left him 😱