Describe your sex life with a quote from Star Wars

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Describe your sex life with a quote from Star Wars

"It is unwise to lower your defence"

"They'll be back, and in greater numbers."

Wait wut? crackers

Feeding Fett to the Sarlacc

I have a bad feeling about this.

"Negative, negative. Just impacted on the surface."

"Fast Ship? It did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, it's fast enough for you, old man."

Wait, am i doing it rite? haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
"Fast Ship? It did the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, it's fast enough for you, old man."

Wait, am i doing it rite? haermm

I can see the inuendo in that, so yes. 😂

"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." awebis

Originally posted by Kosta
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." awebis

Win.

Originally posted by Kosta
I can see the inuendo in that, so yes. 😂

"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it."

😆 😂

"Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?"

Originally posted by GCG
😆 😂

"Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?"

ROFL

"I dont care what it smells like, GET IN HERE!"

"Hey, you could have broken this. Don't do that. Ohhh...you're

making a mess. Hey, give me that!"

"I'll need it to get out of this slimy mudhole."

"Good relations with the wookies I have."

"Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things. "

Hole

Lee

SHIT!

The negotiations were short.

Always are if you're with a Honks xD

haha

"We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!"

Buncha f*ckin' amateurs.

"You're all clear kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!" (ANH)

"Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?" (TESB)

"It's possible he came in through the south entrance." (TESB)

"Luke, I am your father"

crackers