Describe your sex life with a quote from Star Wars

Started by Rogue Jedi5 pages

Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.
blasphemy......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
blasphemy......

Grab yer pitchfork!

Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.

Lucky.

Back door, huh? Good idea!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Back door, huh? Good idea!
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I'm afraid our little friend has gone and done something rather rash.

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

Originally posted by Syren
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"You've got something jammed in here real good."


oh mannnn good ones! 😆

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
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FTW ✅

You stupid little astro droid.

We dont allow their kind in here.

"Do or do not, there is no try"

Originally posted by Syren
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"

I now have images of you with a woman...even though you added a "(him)" in there

Originally posted by steverules_2
I now have images of you with a woman...even though you added a "(him)" in there

That's fine, I don't find the idea offensive eyes

Originally posted by Syren
That's fine, I don't find the idea offensive eyes

aweawe

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"The force is strong with this one"

“Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?”

Originally posted by Syren
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I like you...when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless 😉 😛

Originally posted by Syren
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her (him) all riled up like that, huh kid?"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

Cheap...you just took those from online jokes of sexually suggestive Star Wars lines.