Describe your sex life with a quote from Star Wars

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It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

Mr. Bacon Who?

"Stay on target, Stay on target..... ITS AWAY"

Cadence Donovan Black Swordsman

"I sense a disturbance in the Force"

MIŠT Senior Member

"No, it's not like that at all. He's my brother"

[edit] Totally ****ed that quote up 🤨

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
"Stay on target, Stay on target..... ITS AWAY"
😆

geshien Senior Member

Not a good example of my sex life but, funny nevertheless...

"What happened?"

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

"We're sending a squad up."

"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."

General Kaliero F = ma, beeyotches.

"And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow."

Fallen Senior Member

holy shit, i can't stop laughing! 😆

steverules_2 Senior Member

it's like this ha-son

YouTube video

Toku King Senior Member

"Use the force."

"What a piece of junk!"

"Evacuate in our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their forces."

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy!"

"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

steverules_2 Senior Member

"I've got to rest before I fall apart. My joints are almost frozen."

Toku King Senior Member

"Great. Don't get cocky, kid."

steverules_2 Senior Member

"I'd rather kiss the wookie!"

Mr. Bacon Who?

"Its a trap!"

Naz Super Senior Member

ermm I've never seen Star Wars.

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion
Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.

Y-you what? 😐

Naz Super Senior Member
Originally posted by Kosta
Y-you what? 😐

srug Never had a desire to watch it. My friends tried to show it to me but I fell asleep.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.
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bogen Senior Member
Originally posted by Naz
ermm I've never seen Star Wars.

Why are you here?
I don't mean the thread.
Or the OTF
Or even the forum.
Why are you on the interwebs?

Naz Super Senior Member
Originally posted by bogen
Why are you here?
I don't mean the thread.
Or the OTF
Or even the forum.
Why are you on the interwebs?

Just tryin to edumacate myself about all you folk's high-technilical fancy doodah space war things. dur