Boasting Contest

Superman, Silver Surfer, Thor and Hulk are sitting at a tavern drinking the bar empty and trading stories.

Inevitably, they start boasting about their own feats in an attempt to impress their fellow heroes.

Who has the most impressive feat to tell and what is that feat?

Hulk smashes table, everyone gets pissed and we have a brawl.

Hercules walks in and the other four leave due to his boasting.

Hulk: Every woman I have ever loved died. LOL ROFLROFLROFL.

Meh. Maybe Thor cracking Celestial armor?

surfer channeling The Crunch energy..

Thor or SS more likely because they are the oldest.

Hulk brags about how he shook the multiverse...

And then SS tells of how he's overpowered Hulk.

Surfer>all.

Probably thor... coz he's the oldest and has the most stories to tell (he's been to hell and back). And he's a damn viking!!! Ain't nobody who fits the description of a bragging drunk better than a viking.

supes is disqualified for ordering milk at the bar.

Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve.

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve.

how bout the time supes got a beat down from SBP??did he tell that story??

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve.

SS: Damn u got beat by SBP.

Supes:Yeah but he does have PC stats.

Thor:Yeah I feel yeah bro, I mean u beat me down pretty bad so that SBP must be a real beast.

supes:He is, hell he literally took our best guys in packs.

Hulk:Well umm.....I didn't wanna bring it up before but is it okay if u sign my notebook.

Thor wins: http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com/2006/04/thor-smack-talker.html

Originally posted by The Great Galen
SS: Damn u got beat by SBP.

Supes:Yeah but he does have PC stats.

Thor:Yeah I feel yeah bro, I mean u beat me down pretty bad so that SBP must be a real beast.

supes:He is, hell he literally took our best guys in packs.

Hulk:Well umm.....I didn't wanna bring it up before but is it okay if u sign my notebook.

damn it..i forgot SBP is just that damn good..i shouldn't have use him..

but still..supes doesn't have any feat that put him above surfer..

Except managing to hurt a sourced powered infinity man with his fist while SS can't even scratch Thanos...and even Thor and Drax have left a couple of bruises on him.

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Except managing to hurt a sourced powered infinity man with his fist while SS can't even scratch Thanos...and even Thor and Drax have left a couple of bruises on him.

stop bringing thanos in here man..supes won't do any better against him..

surfer heals a planet before and he even evolve a planet..that's >>>> anything supes did..

Originally posted by Starscream M
Superman, Silver Surfer, Thor and Hulk are sitting at a tavern drinking the bar empty and trading stories.

Inevitably, they start boasting about their own feats in an attempt to impress their fellow heroes.

Who has the most impressive feat to tell and what is that feat?

Superman has actually ****ed a woman. 💃

Supes >>> Loser virgins (Thor, Hulk, SS)

Originally posted by Slaanesh
stop bringing thanos in here man..supes won't do any better against him..

surfer heals a planet before and he even evolve a planet..that's >>>> anything supes did..

Supes sealed a rip in the universe with his HV...oh and he gets to sun dipp his steel rod in this every night http://s184.photobucket.com/albums/x287/Deywos/?action=view&current=Benes_Lois1.jpg