Boasting Contest

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes sealed a rip in the universe with his HV...oh and he gets to sun dipp his steel rod in this every night http://s184.photobucket.com/albums/x287/Deywos/?action=view&current=Benes_Lois1.jpg

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Thor,SS,Hulk = OWNED

Superman.

I won't even bother to say why.

Hercules walks in and they leave, his boasting is legend. Women, heroics, random owning, sheer busting power and drunkness. Can't match that.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
supes is disqualified for ordering milk at the bar.

😂

Originally posted by shokosugi
Superman has actually ****ed a woman. 💃

Supes >>> Loser virgins (Thor, Hulk, SS)

Thor had more women the supes could even dream of.

Originally posted by The Great Galen
SS: Damn u got beat by SBP.

Supes:Yeah but he does have PC stats.

Thor:Yeah I feel yeah bro, I mean u beat me down pretty bad so that SBP must be a real beast.

supes:He is, hell he literally took our best guys in packs.

Hulk:Well umm.....I didn't wanna bring it up before but didn't [B]venom own you .. [/B]

I fixed it

I can see Thor being like "I got the biggest cock here and i'm a god yadda yadda" He be that guy at the party totally exaggerating shit. I mean for thor he does crazy stuff but he would even exaggerate that lol.

Hulk would be like "fu*k you man in tights, fu*k you naked man of silver, fu*k you hippie boy! I'm the strongest one there is!!" and not give any feats because I can't see him talking all that much.

Supes would be sipping on his milk and be articulate, "Well gee guys I did some pretty amazing stuff to..." and get cut off by Thor bragging about crap.

Silver Surfer would be boring to listen to in my opinion. Probably have the coolest feats but be so boring to listen to. He might also order water!

Superman has done shit that the others couldnt't even dream of, just in the recent Final Crisis event, coupled with Superman Beyond.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Superman has done shit that the others couldnt't even dream of, just in the recent Final Crisis event, coupled with Superman Beyond.

and yet you know he'd still brag about his x-ray vision.

Originally posted by Raoul
and yet you know he'd still brag about his x-ray vision.

He'll also start laughing at stuff like "power cosmic ? godblast ? lol, I can create counter-vibrations with which I can defeat evil gods that are dragging the Multiverse down with them as they are dying."

Originally posted by Philosophía
He'll also start laughing at stuff like "power cosmic ? godblast ? lol, I can create counter-vibrations with which I can defeat evil gods that are dragging the Multiverse down with them as they are dying."

Originally posted by The Great Galen
Supes tells the time he took out a multiversal God like DS all the way to the source wall>>>SS is then reminded of when he got taken down in 6 shots by Thanos, thor of when rulk beat him down and hulk when he got 3 shotted by steve.

multiversal god? who are u talking about cause its certainly not Darkseid. i cant even say miultiversal god with ds in the same sentence without 😂

Honestly, only the SS and Supes have the emotional deep to actually have a conversation worth hearing. Instead of fights they would talk about beautiful things.

...The other two would punch each other guts out.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
you know surfer can take his powers away right?

He can try.

Originally posted by Bentley
Honestly, only the SS and Supes have the emotional deep to actually have a conversation worth hearing. Instead of fights they would talk about beautiful things.

...The other two would punch each other guts out.

Lol 👆

Hulk, leans over to Thor and boasts, "Remember that time we drink and talk 'bout stories at table and I smashed your face...."

Originally posted by psycho gundam
you know surfer can take his powers away right?

What the f*ck does that have to do anything ? Trying to turn this into a Superman vs Surfer thread just shows the typical insecurities and frustrations Surfer 'fans' have.

Claiming DS is a Multiversal God who to some on here can now challenge the LT if they fought shows much about DS fans as well.

As for this thread..... Supes wins this pretty easily.

Originally posted by Spire
Lol 👆

Hulk, leans over to Thor and boasts, "Remember that time we drink and talk 'bout stories at table and I smashed your face...."

Thor be like "ow.. good one but do you know the capital of Thialand is? Hulk: HUH? Thor: Bankok 😖naps him in the nuts:

as Supes and Surfer does the face palm simultaneously.

Originally posted by tjcoady
Thor wins: http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com/2006/04/thor-smack-talker.html

True, thor is the best trash talker out there.

Originally posted by Philosophía
What the f*ck does that have to do anything ? Trying to turn this into a Superman vs Surfer thread just shows the typical insecurities and frustrations Surfer 'fans' have.

if superman goes on a long list of feats, i just pointed out that norrin could just lean over to him and tell him what he could do. it was a joke.