Boasting Contest

Originally posted by Bentley
Honestly, only the SS and Supes have the emotional deep to actually have a conversation worth hearing. Instead of fights they would talk about beautiful things.

...The other two would punch each other guts out.

Quote for Truth.

Though I still think Superman would win in a boasting contest in terms of shit he's done, he's not a braggart by nature and would probably lose by default since he would be unable to articulate it well.

However, if he was trying to be intimidating or talk someone down by threatening them, then it's another story. Though, that's not really bragging, is it. srug

Herc should be in here. He's the only guy who can boast more than Thor. Thor is only better because he's actually done more shit and he can take down Herc. 😛

Originally posted by Lord Feron
Thor be like "ow.. good one but do you know the capital of Thialand is? Hulk: HUH? Thor: Bankok 😖naps him in the nuts:

as Supes and Surfer does the face palm simultaneously.

No, that is when Supes gives Surfer the ultimate diss, "Hey, at least he has one."

Originally posted by Spire
No, that is when Supes gives Surfer the ultimate diss, "Hey, at least he has one."

OH SNAP!!! 😱

Um.... yeah whats up with that...

but he does have one, it's under his glaze.

he rescinded the glaze to bang shalla-bal.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
but he does have one, it's under his glaze.

he rescinded the glaze to bang shalla-bal.

Really... I thought he hid it in his ass.

he hid it in uni-lord's ass.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Probably thor... coz he's the oldest and has the most stories to tell (he's been to hell and back). And he's a damn viking!!! Ain't nobody who fits the description of a bragging drunk better than a viking.

Yup.

Thor even refers to himself as the "mighty" thor. He cant stop boasting even when doin something as simple as mentioning his name.

Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

lol true.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

Superman: "I saved the Omniverse."

🙂

Thor, he is an Warrior of old days, where stories were as important as feats. 🙂

Superman might have greater feats but he is to humble to boast.
SS is similar.
Hulk is to dumb to boast, he would just make an idiot out of himself.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
supes is disqualified for ordering milk at the bar.

lol

Originally posted by Philosophía
Superman has done shit that the others couldnt't even dream of, just in the recent Final Crisis event, coupled with Superman Beyond.

prolly supes or thor they both have tons of feats.

Originally posted by Lord Feron
I can see Thor being like "I got the biggest cock here and i'm a god yadda yadda" He be that guy at the party totally exaggerating shit. I mean for thor he does crazy stuff but he would even exaggerate that lol.

Hulk would be like "fu*k you man in tights, fu*k you naked man of silver, fu*k you hippie boy! I'm the strongest one there is!!" and not give any feats because I can't see him talking all that much.

Supes would be sipping on his milk and be articulate, "Well gee guys I did some pretty amazing stuff to..." and get cut off by Thor bragging about crap.

Silver Surfer would be boring to listen to in my opinion. Probably have the coolest feats but be so boring to listen to. He might also order water!

thor is a pompus a hole, he wins this without breaking a sweat

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Odin is even worse though.

ODIN WILL NOW PARTAKE IN THE ODINBREAKFAST. BRING ODIN THE ODINPLATE WITH HIS ODINBREAKFAST. WHERE ARE THE ODINSLIPPERS?

Thor.

Originally posted by Badabing
Thor.