Optimus Prime vs. King Kong

Started by Sadako of Girth36 pages

[QUOTE=11594010]Originally posted by Publius II
So he's going to miss the twenty-five foot gorilla that's closing to grappling distance?

I don't recall suggesting that Prime was going to turn into a truck and run Kong over, so this isn't relevant.

There's a difference between not properly analyzing an entire planet's weapons capabilities a week after you've fallen out of the sky and being unable to sum up the threat level of a naked gorilla.

Prime stomps, this isn't close. [/QUOTE

Well he missed Megatron at that range, didn't he...?

No but if he cant transform, then it might affect his ability to blend in and fool Kong. And without his ability to outspeed Kong in an escape, kong'll just chase him down, smash thell out of him, (maybe ripping arms and legs off) and victory f**k him.

Even though TFs are that much bigger than us, proportionately they demonstrate similar strength to a human at same size.

And a 6ft human against a 5 ft 7 silverback is STILL gonna lose.

While Baymovie Primes little putt-putt gun may not be enough to stop Kong closing that range before destroying Prime.

70s Kong would simply grab Prime, Bite his head off, and then two days later, Primes head would emerge awkwardly through Gorilla ass.

Optimus rips him in two.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well he missed Megatron at that range, didn't he...?
No.

No but if he cant transform, then it might affect his ability to blend in and fool Kong. And without his ability to outspeed Kong in an escape, kong'll just chase him down, smash thell out of him, (maybe ripping arms and legs off) and victory f**k him.
Are you high? Prime's going to try and escape now?

Even though TFs are that much bigger than us, proportionately they demonstrate similar strength to a human at same size.
Bull. A "proportionately-sized human" wouldn't be able to rip other "proportionately-sized humans" clean in half with its bare hands. It wouldn't be able to survive getting knocked off of an overpass with another giant on top of it, it wouldn't be able to survive repeated shots from missiles, and it wouldn't be able to throw other giants bodily through the air from a standstill.

And a 6ft human against a 5 ft 7 silverback is STILL gonna lose.
Arguably. But this is STILL irrelevant.

While Baymovie Primes little putt-putt gun may not be enough to stop Kong closing that range before destroying Prime.
Three car-sized 1930's planes ripped Kong to shreds. Prime's gun roasts him.

70s Kong would simply grab Prime, Bite his head off, and then two days later, Primes head would emerge awkwardly through Gorilla ass.
Irrelevant.

I have trouble believing that an animal that was downed by weak ass bi-planes from the thirties could contend with Optimus.

Oh. Well it was shit and failed to stop Megatron, anyhow.

Yes. But that has nothing to do with it.
But now you mention it, yes, Prime would have to be on the back foot against a charging Gorilla at some points..otherwise he stays and gets his arms ripped off.

Its not bull. Go fight a Silverback, If you dont believe me.

Why is that point irrelevant. Its not EU. It was a movie.

Those were heavy ass calibre bullets Kong was hit with.... But ultimately, despite what Jack Black said: The fall killed the beast.

Whereas the decepticons, (The guys who beat up on Prime and his buddies) were whupped by humans.

Prime would butcher Kong, and then leak 'lubricants' on the corpse.

How would he do that.... Last movie he got whupped by a guy who lost to humans, then in the next movie, apparently this time, (Huge spoiler!!!!)

Spoiler:
he gets his ass whipped AGAIN and this time loses the Matrix to the Decepticons, with the movie closing Megatron as its new bearer.
confornted with that amount of physical power, Prime may well be in the shit.

Kong'd rip Jazz in half too, I bet. May even do it to Prime. Bay Prime is a pussy.

With guns and energy sword, Prime would logically win, at least more times than naught.

H2H, ape would destroy Prime, the new version is very agile, fast and insanely strong.

Unless Prime is made Samsonite? <--- the old people will get this

"loses to humans"?

Megatron was killed by a squad of jet fighters that are advanced enough to solo destroy the entire USAF, Luftwaffe, and the RAF, by themselves.

Facts: King Kong was killed by four 1930 bi-planes, which were using ammo that can be found in hunting rifles now. He was also beaten by a group of humans using nothing more than bottles of chloroform. Pathetic.

Megatron was killed by ammunition that is some of the finest in modern technology, and even then, is still alive.

Optimus has advanced technology that is not strong enough to kill Megatron, but that is irrelevant because Megatron is made out of something even more durable than steel. King Kong is made out of flesh, and he was hurt by pathetically weak bullets and by teeth.

Optimus would win 10/10 times. He kills him with range or slices him in half if he gets close. Optimus movie feats > Kong's movie feats every time.

The ape took on two T-rexs while having to worry about his little girlfriend, that fight scene shows how quick, agile and crafty he is. H2H and Prime not using weapons, it'd be a brawl.

Robots > T-Rex every time.

I'm not saying that he's not quick, agile, or crafty. In fact, he's a powerhouse. He's just not quick, agile, and crafty enough.

Hell, can anyone prove that he can even get through Optimus' armor? he was being thrown through buildings and hit with enough force to create craters in the ground, but was still relatively unharmed. What strength feat does Kong have that points to him being strong enough to top that durability?

Gorilla strength, mother****er, it has GORILLA STRENGTH.

What if Kong was given Spider-man's powers?

I don't understand where you're going with this. 😐

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh. Well it was shit and failed to stop Megatron, anyhow.
The most powerful Cybertronian in the movie > a giant gorilla.

Stop being dense.

Yes. But that has nothing to do with it.
I have no idea what you're referring to. Use the quote function, or at least copy and paste.

But now you mention it, yes, Prime would have to be on the back foot against a charging Gorilla at some points..
This would be between the parts where he shoots the gorilla's arms off and bisects it with his sword.

otherwise he stays and gets his arms ripped off.
Prove it.

Its not bull. Go fight a Silverback, If you dont believe me.
What I called "bull" was the notion that a thirty-foot human would have the strength of Optimus Prime.

And I'm sure you're very well-versed in man vs. gorilla combat.

Why is that point irrelevant. Its not EU. It was a movie.
This isn't 70s Kong.

Those were heavy ass calibre bullets Kong was hit with....
They were .30 cal; as Blax pointed out, you could find those in hunting rifles these days. The giant gorilla died to something that your neighbour could have in his closet.

But ultimately, despite what Jack Black said: The fall killed the beast.
Jack Black said beauty killed the beast...

Whereas the decepticons, (The guys who beat up on Prime and his buddies) were whupped by humans.
Yes, and King Kong, in all his immense, invincible badassery, died to Vulcans, right?

Seriously, stop being dense.

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
I don't understand where you're going with this. 😐
The second half of his username should sum it up.

drama!!!!!

Pwnage.

Originally posted by Publius II
The second half of his username should sum it up.

Look at the pissed off little kid, how cute.

😛

How would he do that.

By having the advantages of strength, speed, durability (as in, Kong probably won't even be able to damage him), intelligence and probably experience. And a gun. And a sword.

Originally posted by Publius II
The most powerful Cybertronian in the movie > a giant gorilla.

Stop being dense.

I have no idea what you're referring to. Use the quote function, or at least copy and paste.

This would be between the parts where he shoots the gorilla's arms off and bisects it with his sword.

Prove it.

What I called "bull" was the notion that a thirty-foot human would have the strength of Optimus Prime.

And I'm sure you're very well-versed in man vs. gorilla combat.

This isn't 70s Kong.

They were .30 cal; as Blax pointed out, you could find those in hunting rifles these days. The giant gorilla died to something that your neighbour could have in his closet.

Jack Black said beauty killed the beast...

Yes, and King Kong, in all his immense, invincible badassery, died to Vulcans, right?

Seriously, stop being dense.

The second half of his username should sum it up.

Hes not the most powerful. Megatron is in the Baymovie.

You only have to read up on Gorilla physiology to learn all you need to know. I suggest you do it, if you wish to be avoiding your own "dense" tag.

You give it the biggun about how mighty Prime is...yet all we see in Bays film is Megatron Kicking his ass. Again I suggest you stop being dense.
If his weapons were so effective, why not whip Megatron with them..
Oh right it was because Megatron was pounding him through the pavement.

Vulcans...? wtf...?

As for last remark, Id have to advise you to not go full retard.

You cant never come back from that.