Optimus Prime vs. King Kong

Started by Robtard36 pages

Thread is full of Heston fans, it seems.

Guns dont kill people.

25ft of c**ted off Gorilla kills people.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060812113302AAbejNL

No way Prime could compete with/withstand a 25ft version of THAT.

Beware the grip of the ape.

http://www.videojug.com/expertanswer/gorilla-facts-2/how-strong-are-gorillas

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hes not the most powerful. Megatron is in the Baymovie.
That's who I was referring to:
Originally posted by You
Oh. Well it was shit and failed to stop Megatron,

Originally posted by Me
The most powerful Cybertronian in the movie > a giant gorilla.
Your reading comprehension could use some work.

You only have to read up on Gorilla physiology to learn all you need to know. I suggest you do it, if you wish to be avoiding your own "dense" tag.
Yeah, Yahoo Answers is where the credibility's at.

You make me laugh. And I'm glad you dropped the point about big humans = big robots. It's reassuring.

You give it the biggun about how mighty Prime is...yet all we see in Bays film is Megatron Kicking his ass.
... And?

Again I suggest you stop being dense.
I'm being concise and methodical. You're going on about how Kong can dodge energy weapons and little gorillas can beat up little humans so a big gorilla can beat up a bigger, metal, superintelligent, weapon-equipped robot.

If his weapons were so effective, why not whip Megatron with them..
Oh right it was because Megatron was pounding him through the pavement.
Because Megatron is bigger and more powerful than he is.

Vulcans...? wtf...?
I see sarcasm flies right over your head.

You pointed out that Megatron was killed by humans. I mockingly pointed out that Kong was, too. Except that Kong was killed by humans in 1930s tech with ammunition that you'd find in a hunting rifle.

I understood that, my point is that your sarcasm is both as unwarrented as it is clumsy and basic.
But I dont hold you terrier-like disposition against you.
Having a small penis would make anyone angry.
😛

No because Prime shows no sign in the movie that he has anything other than strength proportional to a human at his size.

And the way Jazz snaps is indicative that Prime couldnt deal with physical stresses that Kong'd put him through if he got hold of him.

The onus is on you to prove that baymovie Prime has strength exceeding that of a 25 ft foot human. As we see no evidence in the Bay Movie.

Gorillas are noted for their intelligence, also.

(Athough they are crap at crossword puzzles)

Also their incredibly small penises, average of 2 inches. Maybe Publius II is angry towards the apes out of jealousy? The plot thickens.

Indeed.

http://www.forbes.com/2005/12/12/king-kong-biology_cx_de_1213kongbiology.html

So Prime weighs around 30 tons..?

"In the movie, Kong appears to be about 25 feet tall in a crouch--about seven times the height of an actual silverback gorilla. At that size, a very rough estimate tells us Kong would weigh anywhere from 20 to 60 tons."

Forbes isn't canon. ermm

And Howitworks is...?

The logic and science/common sense of how they came to that conclusion is sound.
Thats the main thing.

Its not like they are saying that water isnt wet and that black is white here....

I'm not wasting anymore time on a topic as open and shut as this one.

✅ Of course.

And you didn't really mean:

"Ive come in here all attitudey with people without having my shit together, recieved my spanking and must now retreat from the thread with my arse worked twice as wide as when first I started getting needlessly egotistical and abusive."

😖hifty:

Case closed.

Right. The guy quoting Yahoo answers, claiming a thirty-foot human = Optimus Prime, ignoring just about every point made by the opposition (armament, intelligence, cause and manner of death) "has his shit together."

And pointing out that you're dense isn't "attitudey," "egotistical" (WTF?), or "abusive," it's a basic observation.

You claimed and I quote: "Pwned" and you dont see it as an egowar...? Right. 🙄
Your 'dense' judgement is a projection, you seem to make black holes look light and fluffy..
But speaking of density... Look at the weight/muscle mass of a silverback. Look how solid it is.

Prime in the movies is an endoskeleton with loads of sheets and panels of metal boxed around it. It gets dented and mangled.

And it definitely would be succeptable to a beast of Kong's size and strength.

Anyone blind to the power of a gorilla Kong's size moving at the speeds he does and debates that Prime is equal to/able to exceed that without any proof, in the face of such contradicting assertions, isnt really qualified to assess anyone else's status.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And it definitely would be succeptable to a beast of Kong's size and strength.

Based on what?

That hollow, lighter things endure batterings less well than heavier set more solid things.

Depends. A box that is made out of steel is hollow and the steel is only two inches deep. However it's more durable than a box that is made of solid glass.

Yes but relative to an industrial wrecking ball 25 times its regular size, moving at 25 time times the distance in the same amount of time its going to go bye bye.
Kong'd be punching harder than Megatron.

Anyways. Im still waiting for the proof that Baymovie Prime has power exceeding that of a same sized human.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes but relative to an industrial wrecking ball 25 times its regular size, moving at 25 time times the distance in the same amount of time its going to go bye bye.
Kong'd be punching harder than Megatron.

Based on what?