Doom and J. Constantine vs. Reed and L. Luthor

Started by Mindset6 pages
Mindset Senior Member

Except Doom wins, you fanboy.

My opinion is unbiased and right.

Bouboumaster Senior Member

Originally posted by Mindset
Except Doom wins, you fanboy.

My opinion is unbiased and right.

He'd win, if it wasn't of Reed Richards.
Richards is what Doom would be if he wasn't an egostical moron.

Reed owns him. Deal with it.

Branlor Swift Dead

Reed puts his own penis in his bum.

I'd hardly call that a winner

Mindset Senior Member

😂

Bouboumaster Senior Member

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Reed puts his own penis in his bum.

I'd hardly call that a winner

He could, but he prefer put it between his wife's.

Another point for Richards.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
He could, but he prefer put it between his wife's.

Another point for Richards.

How is he putting it in Sue when she's down in Atlantis getting pounded?

JakeTheBank Return of the King

Susan's vag has been Doomed before, let's be honest.

Also Panther'd for that matter.

Mindset Senior Member

Basically, Sue doesn't know who the father of her kids are.

JakeTheBank Return of the King

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Spoiler:
They're Johnny's.
Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
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Spoiler:
They're Johnny's.
😂

I was thinking Thing's.

JakeTheBank Return of the King

The sick thing is that Reed has filmed it for "science".

Branlor Swift Dead

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
He could, but he prefer put it between his wife's.

Another point for Richards.

If anything, he'd prefer to put it in a piece of tech

Reed jams his dick in his latest "hope this doesn't kill my entire family" device and then jams that up his anus.

Bouboumaster Senior Member
Originally posted by Mindset
How is he putting it in Sue when she's down in Atlantis getting pounded?

Namor is the kind of dude so PIMP that he's not affraid to sport what one might called the stupidest costume ever, this side of Aquaman.

And even with that much of pimping, Sue always come back to Reed. Even after all the shit Reed did. This must be taken as a proof of how much he's effective with his 20 inches wang.

On the other side of the spectrum, Doom's only partner is his ego.

Bouboumaster Senior Member

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Susan's vag has been Doomed before, let's be honest.

Also Panther'd for that matter.

Kinda hard with the steel jock-strap.
As for Panther... Why would she do him, when she's married to a God?

Mindset Senior Member

Namor sent Sue back to Reed after he had passed her around Atlantis a couple times.

Bouboumaster Senior Member
Originally posted by Mindset
Namor sent Sue back to Reed after he had passed her around Atlantis a couple times.

Namor wouldn't be able to handle Sue

JakeTheBank Return of the King
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Kinda hard with the steel jock-strap.
As for Panther... Why would she do him, when she's married to a God?

Didn't stop Doom from sexing Wanda. Or Morgan Le Fay.

He's black. Next question.

Bouboumaster Senior Member

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Didn't stop Doom from sexing Wanda. Or Morgan Le Fay.

He's black. Next question.

Wanda was mentally disabled at the time. What a man.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Namor wouldn't be able to handle Sue
She handled his schlong.

Canon.

Mindset Senior Member

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Wanda was mentally disabled at the time. What a man.
Of course she was mentally disabled, she's a woman.