Sephiroth vs Link

Started by ScreamPaste104 pages

Moo brings up another excellent point, Sephiroth's never produced enough force to hurt Link, Link has produced far more than is needed to hurt Sephiroth, and Link's sword is utter anathema to Sephiroth.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Supersonic /reaction time/, I'm not claiming Link can run at mach 1, just that he can react to sonic booms.

And at half of Sephiroth's speed, Link will easily be able to land a hit on Sephiroth and totally obliterate the poor guy. |:

@Wil, no, Link's never taken damage from falling in canon.

How is Link a little girl? He's manlier than Sephiroth... Throwing giant Gorons > holding a long dialogue with Cloud about how you're going to "give him despair"

Afraid not, Link according to your failure evidence can react at barey above mach 1. Sephiroth easily blitzes people that can block rifle bullets. Which travel at on average 1,000 meters per second. These are futuristic rifles, pointing to them being faster if anything. Sephiroth is much faster.

Link took damage from falling off a horse.

Proves he's more durable than Christopher Reeves I guess. 😐

He wasn't damaged, he basicly lay still long enough to have a P.I.S. moment allowing the Ocarina to be stolen, allowing the rest of the game to happen. Without that point there would be no MM, it's simple PIS, especially whne you factor Link tanks the destruction of the moon at the end of the game, and is incapacitated for an even shorter time.

He was KOed.

The moon did not explode, no force was exerted on Link.

K, break the moon without exerting force on it? I never said explosion. I said it was destroyed, and that's fact.

Okay, it was "destroyed."

No force was exerted on Link...It did not even collapse, in vanished in a Gay Pride rainbow.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

How is Link a little girl? He's manlier than Sephiroth... Throwing giant Gorons > holding a long dialogue with Cloud about how you're going to "give him despair"

Oh that's a good one *whipes tear away* he also has earings, long girly blond hair and wears a skirt, problem solved.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

And at half of Sephiroth's speed, Link will easily be able to land a hit on Sephiroth and totally obliterate the poor guy. |:

Another good joke, Link is too damn slow. A snail even says he's slow, Link will never be able to dodge Sephiroth, Link has no speed feats, heck no speed.

And yeah, he did take damage from falling, even DJ said it, he fell off a horse and got hurt, fail for you.

In Link's defense, all the talk about Sephiroth being able to cleave thick metal from afar: His attacks are pretty slow and can be parried like any other swordswing ✅

The force of the moon's destruction threw him off course quite a ways, Neme.

And Wil, Link's got short hair compared to Sephiroth, and probably washes it less often cause he;s too busy running around slaying giant monsters.

Also, tanking the moon > one P.I.S. moment, and he wasn't even hurt durign that moment.

@C.C. Agreed, by contrast Sephiroth will not be able to defend from Link's attacks.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The force of the moon's destruction threw him off course quite a ways, Neme.

Also, tanking the moon > one P.I.S. moment, and he wasn't even hurt durign that moment.

Can you prove it threw him anywhere? We did not see Link thrown anywhere. Your speculating.

Did not tank moon. And conversely...Why can the moon not be a PIS moment? You like to use gameplay, Link can be hurt by birds. 🙂

Actually, I don't use gameplay mechanics, I use mandatory gameplay, like everyone does. If in order to beat a game you have to do X, it's canon that it happened. |:<

By that logic, Sephiroth loses to a guy who gets his ass kicked by insects.

The moon isn't the P.I.S moment because it's consistant. |: Link would never survive being in the same room as any of his enemies if he were so easy to knock out. The horse thing is badly inconsistant with everythign else in Zelda. it's P.I.S.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste

And Wil, Link's got short hair compared to Sephiroth, and probably washes it less often cause he;s too busy running around slaying giant monsters.

Seph looks more like a man. He doesn't wear a skirt, is more built, and has a face of a guy, Link looks like a girl, flat out. Seph is busy on missions, and wait, why are you talking about washing hair 😕

Sephiroth kinda has a femine look (I think).

Link does not wear a skirt, it's a tunic, and was standard garb in the medieval era. |:< Sephireoth takes a little too much care of himself, and.. more built? He has the figure of an anorexic preteen.

Look at Links little girly green outfit

You realise those are both fanart? o_O

Also, girly? That was the standard garb of /VIKINGS/ the manliest men ever.

What's Sephiroth's excuse for wearing belts on his legs? |: They serve no practical purpose other than to augment how he looks. He cares too much about his appearance, imho.

A green girly outfit is not manly you idiot.

Those are how some pants are.
Scary Face

Tiny bit of girl in him

Originally posted by Ultimate Wil
Seph looks more like a man. He doesn't wear a skirt, is more built, and has a face of a guy, Link looks like a girl, flat out. Seph is busy on missions, and wait, why are you talking about washing hair 😕

The first time I saw Sephiroth I thought he was a girl. 😮

You guys are all losers...

And Sephiroth has a mostly masculine appearance, just with long hair.