Van Hellsing vs Spiderman

Started by Sadako of Girth6 pages

Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiderman....Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiderman.....Now Jackman's gonna have to drink it from a spiderrrrrrglanddddddddd....

Bruce Willis was afraid of water because he almost drowned as a kid. And it was his weakness because his bone density and muscle mass were off the charts, making him super strong, and super heavy.

(Linking in nicely with the theory that McClane's balls of steel are so dense that they massively curve spacetime/gravity affect reality, maybe explaining his "luck".)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
(Linking in nicely with the theory that McClane's balls of steel are so dense that they massively curve spacetime/gravity affect reality, maybe explaining his "luck".)

That's a good point. Is that why my lips pucker up when he passes me?