You need some infomation from someone, who do you hire?

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Originally posted by batdude123

BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! ZOMG!

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If you think a perp is going to sing to Batman before Frank / Osborne / BE / Logan, you need your head examined.

Batman has spent years training in the art of interrogation. He's encountered characters who aren't afraid of death or pain, and made them squeal within a matter of moments. Taking "X" person and putting a gun in his hand isn't going to make him a better interrogater than Batman just because he's willing to kill.

Besides, you're hiring a person to get information from somebody. They won't be able to tell you shit if they're dead. It's the art of drawing the confession from them that matters here.

Also, Matt above Bruce? Seriously? Wtf?

it depends on who is being interrogated, for example someone like juggernaut is almost impossible to interrogate by anyone other than charles xavier.

Originally posted by batdude123
Batman has spent years training in the art of interrogation. He's encountered characters who aren't afraid of death or pain, and made them squeal within a matter of moments. Taking "X" person and putting a gun in his hand isn't going to make him a better interrogater than Batman just because he's willing to kill.

Besides, you're hiring a person to get information from somebody. They won't be able to tell you shit if they're dead. It's the art of drawing the confession from them that matters here.

Also, Matt above Bruce? Seriously? Wtf?

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Cutting off someones toes and pealing the skin off their heals is going to get the info out of them much fast than Batman talking in a deep "scary" voice. And Matt is a lawyer with a built in lie detector.

The only way Batman is the best person to get the info, is if the person he needs to get it from is you. You'll tell him whatever he wants to know the moment you see him... seconds before you go down on him. 😈

oh snap

Batman Is a joke. His no kill policy makes him ineffectuve agianst the real hardcore villains.

Batman gets info out of noname henchmen... Not true villains... Who know bats limits.

Originally posted by Warrior18
He could easily get the info. He doesn't have to be lunatic and practically bathe in his enemy's blood to do so. 😬

As it stands I would choose Osborn. He has connections and is now the head of HAMMER!

My mistake. Thought they had to actually find the guy. 😮

If they already have him then I would choose Frank to get the info.


Credit goes to jrodslam.

Originally posted by rotiart
Batman Is a joke. His no kill policy makes him ineffectuve agianst the real hardcore villains.

Batman gets info out of noname henchmen... Not true villains... Who know bats limits.

The person in question here is a normal person.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
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Cutting off someones toes and pealing the skin off their heals is going to get the info out of them much fast than Batman talking in a deep "scary" voice. And Matt is a lawyer with a built in lie detector.

Because all Batman does is talk scary to criminals, amirite??!! There's an instance off the top of my head where Batman uses dim mak and starts shutting down nerve clusters in someone and threatened to make him a vegetable in order to draw a confession.

And Matt having a radar sense makes him a better interrogation guy than Batman? Come on, now...

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
The only way Batman is the best person to get the info, is if the person he needs to get it from is you. You'll tell him whatever he wants to know the moment you see him... seconds before you go down on him. 😈

Projecting your own homoerotic fantasies of Logan's dick in your mouth just makes you look like an even bigger failure. uhuh

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The person in question here is a normal person.
the person just doesn't have any powers...

the joker doesn't have any powers and I'd be hardpressed to see most on the list be able to get info outta the joker

Originally posted by shokosugi
Superman

HAHAHAH!! superman is the last person to get someone to spill the beans.

Originally posted by gogogadgetgo
HAHAHAH!! superman is the last person to get someone to spill the beans.

Yeah. I remember an issue of Superman/Batman where they captured someone and needed info. Batman told Supes to give him a minute. Took the guy to the side, whispered something in his ear. Guy came back and told Supes everything.

Superman without any morality would be a fairly scary interrogator. His powers would let him do wreck someone very slowly and painfully.

And Batman is being lowballed. If he can break freaking Desaad at his own game, (granted, it took him YEARS to do it), I'd put him pretty high up.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Took the guy to the side, whispered something in his ear.
prolly anal secks with a batarang dildo.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
prolly anal secks with a batarang dildo.

Painful...

that's why hush went batshit.

Okay.... General rules for forums apply right...

Most who know batman know he doesn't kill...
Those who know of the punished knows he's tortured and killed before and has no qualms about it....

It's like when cops interrogate...
Batman would be a really good FBI or CIA guy... But still bounded by the rules
While frank is guantanamo bay shit

And as for batman/superman scene... Please... That's like when they amp up batmans character to fit alongside true supers like a gl. Or captain America in most avengers comics hanging with Thor.... It's part of the plot...

But plot aside... Punished or wolverine or he'll Norman have a better shot...
Heck most knew Norman as the insane green goblin they might even crack to him first.