Omegle

Started by Mairuzu8 pages

me, you neo and roland are gonna l4d it

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you fro
You: UK
You: You?
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Stranger: hi
You: Hola.
Stranger: asl
You: My age/my sexual preferance/my house

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
Stranger: =)
You: Ok.
You: I have a penis too.
You: Hello?
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Stranger: Hi, ever masturbated?\
You: Only to you.
Stranger: Gender?
You: Both.
Stranger: Just Awnser the ****ing awser smart ass
You: You
You: You're not getting a reacharound with THAT attitude.
Stranger: Your IP Adress has been copied to the CIA of Ameican Laws and will be tracked down under vialation of 78651
You: Sexy.
Stranger: See you in court Wanker
You: I know that trick.
You: It's a fake ID number, brighteyes.
Stranger: Look it up then smart ass
You: I MADE the ID number.
You: The joke had to start somewhere.
Stranger: Actually I Did Ya ****ing Wanker I Made it up on the spot so chock on your clit
You: Actually, no you didn't.
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Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
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Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: male here
Stranger: =)
You: Ok.
You: I have a penis too.
You: Hello?
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Haha, even random people online ignore you. Must suck for you.

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Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: asl =?
You: 35/f/Florida
You: Single and ready to mingle
Stranger: 22 m italy
Stranger: what's ur name ?
You: Charley
Stranger: i'm ayaz
Stranger: can i see ur picture ?
You: PERV!
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Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Haha, even random people online ignore you. Must suck for you.

Except that, you know, I actually have friends.

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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: A/S/L
You: 17/M/?
Stranger: Where are you from
You: Why ask?
Stranger: Because I want to know? It is not like I am going to track you down
Stranger: Apart from the fact I am waiting for you outside your house
You: I'm not letting some random guy find out where I live
Stranger: Im not a guy
You: I'm not letting some random girl find out where I live.
Stranger: Well I know you live in the UK
You: Why say that?
Stranger: Somewhere in England
You: Why say that?
You: Heck, that's not even true.
Stranger: Well you have the attitude of an Englishman
You: I live in Missouri,
You: .
Stranger: That was not hard was it
You: Nope.
You: Lying's easy.
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Stranger: aloha
Stranger: aloha
Stranger: hola
Stranger: hola
Stranger: bonjour
Stranger: bonjour
You: Yo.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: asl
You: No.
Stranger: no to asl or no you're not happy
Stranger: ?
You: No asl.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you m/f?
You: Both.
Stranger: hermaphrodite. noted.
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Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Except that, you know, I actually have friends.
Let me guess, and I don't? Always so quick to get hostile. Chill your goddamn beans.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Let me guess, and I don't? Always so quick to get hostile. Chill your goddamn beans.

Who said I meant that? I merely meant that I had friends. And you're the one insulting me, so let's think this one out first.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Who said I meant that? I merely meant that I had friends. And you're the one insulting me, so let's think this one out first.
I was kidding. If there's anyone who's the one who gets ignored in life, it's me, I'm a massive loser. Sorry if you thought I was actually being a dick or anything.

weed

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I was kidding. If there's anyone who's the one who gets ignored in life, it's me, I'm a massive loser. Sorry if you thought I was actually being a dick or anything.

It's ok, and I really didn't mean my comment that way.
But don't talk about yourself like that. There are plenty of people that pay attention to you, and you're not a loser.

Met a new friend on Omegle, actually. Crazy. She's really nice, kinda cute, and lives nearby.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Met a new friend on Omegle, actually. Crazy. She's really nice, kinda cute, and lives nearby.

awehuhs That was me

Originally posted by FoxMeister
awehuhs That was me

Except I saw pictures.

were they in colour?

Originally posted by FoxMeister
were they in colour?

Mixed.