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You: Hey.
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: How are you stranger? =)
You: Good you?
Stranger: Good too thanks.
Stranger: What's up?
Stranger: asl?
You: N/N/N
You: Not giving out personal information.
You: The government's most likely tracking this conversation.
You: They'll never let up.
You: They'll never forgive me for what I did. What I've become.
You: YOU HEAR THAT, BUSH?!
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello.
Stranger: How are the balls hanging my main man.
You: Nice and free,
You: .
Stranger: is it a breezy day for you?
You: It's always a breezy day for these balls.
Stranger: wooh.. I hear that brother
You: You said it.
Stranger: sometimes I want to just.. let it all hang out
You: Go ahead.
Stranger: while at work, grocery store, kids soccer practice. It should be legal
Stranger: Do you agree with me main man?
You: Let the balls of liberty hang like a pair of bananas!
Stranger: yes of course, like ripe fruits on the vine- they need to air dry.
Stranger: Do teh women in your country like to.. you know, nasty things with teh scrotum?
Stranger: The women here- they no like that so much. I think it is the hair gets in the teeth and then it gets stuck and they kiss the children.
You: The lips of patriotism shall use their tongues of freedom to lick these balls of justice clean!
Stranger: Well, make sure you don't forget what I said brother. Goodbye
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Here it is. I blocked out his SSR.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi want to do me a favor?
You: Depends.
You: Does it involve the scrotum?
Stranger: no
You: The ass?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nothing like that
You: Then what other favors ARE there?
Stranger: can u send me a dollar?
Stranger: paypal it to me
You: Sure.
Stranger: just one dollar
You: Ok.
Stranger: thanks!!
You: What's your information?
Stranger: lol i forgot
Stranger: brb
Stranger: whats ur email ill send u a request
You: I know an easier way.
Stranger: hows that?
You: What's your social security number?
You: I'll send it through the bank.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: u can do that?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: ok!!
Stranger: much easier
Stranger: then i dont have to transfer it to the bank to get the money out ya know
You: Pretty much.
You: It's like I'm handing you the dollar myself.
Stranger: anything else u need to know?
Stranger: right!!
You: Nope.
Stranger: u dont need the numbers on the bottom?
Stranger: of the check?
You: Just the number.
Stranger: ss#?
You: Yes.
Stranger: when will it go threw?
You: In a few days.
Stranger: damn that long?
You: But you get $5 interest every day you don't get it.
Stranger: paypal will only take 1 day
Stranger: maybe we should do it threw paypal
You: But paypal is untrusting to me.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i like them
You: Yeah. I sent forty dollars, only fifteen were seen again.
Stranger: nooo
You: Yup.
Stranger: did u wrute them an email?
You: They ignored it.
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: maybe they arwent that good after all
You: Annoying's more like it.
Stranger: but there quick
Stranger: and its only a dollar
You: But untrustworthy.
Stranger: for a dollar
Stranger: who cares
You: If you want a dollar, I only will give it through SSR.
Stranger: ssr?
Stranger: whats the R stand for?
You: SSN. Sorry.
Stranger: oo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: and u said they will give me 5 dollars 4 for everyday i have to wait?
You: Yup.
Stranger: and how long will it take?
You: Most likely one and a half to two days.
Stranger: so that about 10 bucks!!
You: Yup.
Stranger: for a dollar?
You: Yup.
Stranger: thats great
You: Yup.
Stranger: i wonder why people dont do this more often
You: Dunno.
Stranger: ok well heres the #
Stranger: u have a pen?
You: Got it.
Stranger: and paper?
You: Pen in hand. Paper on table.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ***-**-****
Stranger: did u write it down?
You: Unfortunately for you, this whole thing was a sham.
You: But luckily, I won't use this number.
Stranger: what do u mean?
Stranger: u fooled me?
You: You will not get any money, and you gave someone the key to your life.
You: But let it be a lesson to you.
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: whos the fool??
Stranger: not me
You: You. Don't give out personal information.
Stranger: u thoguht i was for real???
Stranger: lmao lololol
You: Fortunately, I won't use it.
You: And it is real.
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: i dont care
Stranger: lets see how far u get
You: I'm too moral. Just wanted to see if you were that stupid.
Stranger: what dont u get
Stranger: i was playing with u
You: I don't get how mentally retarded you are.
Stranger: u think im going to give out my #
Stranger: im ust bored out of my mind
You: Notice how your grammar changed. Notice how forced your "big reveal" is.
You: It's real.
Stranger: what real?
You: You gave out the most important number in your life for a dollar.
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have fun with it
You: I just wanted to see if you'd do it.
Stranger: of course im going to do it CAUSE ITS NOT REAL!!!
Stranger: but if u want to send me a dollar
Stranger: give me ur email and ill send u a rewuest
You: Sadly, it's not nice to harass the mentally impaired.
You: So I must stop.
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You: i'm bored
You: do something entertaining
You: the novelty of this thing is wearing off
Stranger: 恩
You: wut does that mean
You: ????
You: **** YOU>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TELL MEEEEE
Stranger: ok
Stranger: means
You: D:
Stranger: boring？
You: 恩 no... that's what i see
You: a 60 over an 84
Stranger: ？？？
You: sorry i g2g. I'm gonna go do some more pillow talk with your mom.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: i m devil here
Stranger: you?
You: Angel.
Stranger: good....
Stranger: then enough fight lets talk.....
You: Ok.
You: Dibs on USA.
You: The big man doesn't want Cuba.
Stranger: Sumit on India
Stranger: The bigger man won't give it....
Stranger: if you want come get it....
You: Bigger Man's God.
You: Take India.
You: We want Italy.
Stranger: why the **** you want italy?
Stranger: just for pizzas
Stranger: and macroni
You: Gelatos
Stranger: what???
You: Gelatos are in Italy.
You: Big Man likes ice cream.
Stranger: k
You: You can have North Korea.
You: Filled with psychotic communists.
Stranger: it was always mine....
Stranger: i need them they be my army
You: And you can keep it that way.
You: We get Germany.
Stranger: that not done...
Stranger: i wont let you have it
You: We're taking Germany.
Stranger: just the attempt of yours to take germany gets you in my side...
Stranger: It is sin enough a act to turn angel to demon...
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: lolz.......
You: Considering it's in the name of good and reformation, we're on oposites.
You: So you fail.
Stranger: before i fail i fall
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I met a robot.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: are you bot?
You: No.
Stranger: no no no? you bot................
You: I'm a human.
Stranger: you said...............
You: You son of a bitches will never conquer the flesh!
Stranger: and i/
You: SKYNET WILL FAIL!
Stranger: SKYNET ?
Stranger: what is??
You: You can take our lives, but never our FREEDOM!
Stranger: oooooo
Stranger: кому нужна ваша свобода
You: You robotic bastards will never beat us!
Stranger: ggg
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ghergh
Stranger: reh
Stranger: t
Stranger: tr
Stranger: рек
Stranger: рек
Stranger: рер
Stranger: ке
Stranger: р
Stranger: ек
Stranger: рек
Stranger: р
Stranger: ек
Stranger: р
Stranger: ке
Stranger: р
You: ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i am not bot
Stranger: ........
You: Go **** your hard-drive with a circuit breaker!
Stranger: real
Stranger: ?
You: COPPER THIS!
Stranger: you sick......................
You: 0011191099300001111101011101010111010156
Stranger: h ha ha ha ha ha
Stranger: bugaga
You: With that simple line, and entire army of robotoids exploded.
Stranger: 46657645754757547
Stranger: 4356436
Stranger: 43
Stranger: 54765756665765
You: Why type random numbers?
Stranger: 567535676573676767567535676573676767567535676573676767567535676573676767567535676573676767
Stranger: 567535676573676767567535676573676767567535676573676767567535676573676767567535676573676767
Stranger: i dont know ..........
You: You should type things with purpose.
Stranger: mmm
You: You ridiculous cybertronic piece of shit.
You: Go jump into a firewall.