Omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine u
You: Pretty good.
You: You aren't going to ask me for my bra size also are you? Lol
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: no
You: Because I'm a male. v.v
Stranger: nice

Well those conversations were boring Red, good job!

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Well those conversations were boring Red, good job!

Stranger: I am SexBot 5.0
You: I am Omegle.
You: You are banned.
Stranger: ******************************
You: Omegle forgot how to ban.
Stranger: I am now unbanned
You: Omegle ANGRY.
Stranger: I will suck you
You: Omegle is tempted.
Stranger: Just unzip your pants and ill do rest
You: Omegle wears no pants.
You: Omegle is ANGRY AGAIN
Stranger: Then i start sucking now
You: Omegle is aroused.
You: Omegle spills coolant all over.
Stranger: Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: Omegle is sleepy.
Stranger: So good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Except that, you know, I actually have friends.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
It's kind of funny how Mr. Rythmic apparently brings this up in every argument or disagreement he has with people on the internet.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lol you're black.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
It's kind of funny how Mr. Rythmic apparently brings this up in every argument or disagreement he has with people on the internet.

You: The last guy talked dirty to me.

Stranger: heyy

You: So don't talk dirty to me.

You: Or I'll tell Jesus.

You: I've already got a prayer warmed up.

Stranger: im a girl

You: I'm telling Jesus anyway...just to spite you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Don't you dare look at my poop.

You: It's not for you.

Stranger: wah

You: Stop looking at my poop.

You: You sicko.

You: My poop.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What's funny is that my Tumblr is FILLED with Omegle conversations.

I totally forgot about this thread.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: Why hello there, my hairy chested friend.

Stranger: lol. howd u know

You: Binoculars are a fantastic product.

You: How have you been this sweaty and sexy summer day?

Stranger: …..what? rephrase that. i dnt understannd. lol.

You: How are you today?

Stranger: im horny

You: Like a toad?

Stranger: OH YA

Stranger: how bout u

You: I didn’t know humans had horns.

Stranger: there….ALL over.

You: I consider the penis to be more of a third leg.

Stranger: nicee.

You: Are you some kind of porcupine creature?

Stranger: deffinily.

You: A castout of society, thriving only on the scraps of those higher on the social ladder? Wishing to one day be one of us?

Stranger: its just my exterior is covered with prickly vaginas

You: Prickly vanginas?

Stranger: yes… they can harm u

You: So are you the girl from “Teeth?”

Stranger: i feeel bad for anyone who sticks their.. as u say “third leg” into one of them

Stranger: and no…. i am not.

You: Why would anyone? You sound like a freak of nature.

You: I don’t even like a reach around from an ugly chick, let alone a mutant with a thousand monster vaginas.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

😆

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Amber?

You: If you want me to be.

You: I love role playing.

Stranger: Slu*.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello good sir or madam

Stranger: im a boy

You: Madam it is.

You: How are you this fine day?

Stranger: good thanks

You: Enjoying the hot steamy hotness of summer’s embrace?

Stranger: no, here is cloudy

You: At least clouds are soft.

You: At least that’s what I got from Disney cartoons.

Stranger: so do you like disney?

You: Hate it.

You: I heard a rumor one time at some point years ago that Walt ate Cubans.

You: That’s not very polite, in my opinion.

You: He could at least warn them.

Stranger: im sorry what is cubans?

You: A Cuban?

You: It’s this weird mold in the back of people’s fridges.

You: It’s gross.

Stranger: oooo… do you like justin bieber?

You: OMG Justin Bieber?! The best singer ever?!

You: Not much of a fan.

Stranger: oo i see

You: I’m guessing you love Bieber?

Stranger: actually same as you. im not like bieber too much haha

You: Good to hear.

You: I’d be a bit worried if you were, honestly.

Stranger: why?

You: Because the last person I talked to that loved Bieber was a girl. And 11.

Stranger: btw are you boy or girl?

You: Last time I checked, a male.

Stranger: do you like soccer?

You: Yup.

You: That’s the one with the chessboard, right?

Stranger: soccer here mean football

You: British?

Stranger: never mind

You: Not a fan of Europe, I see.

You: Europe-ist

Stranger: well

You: ?

Stranger: nothing. haha

Stranger: i gotta go

You: Speechless I see.

You: RUN IN FEAR

You: RUN FROM WHO YOU REALLY ARE

You: BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FATHER

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're such a dick 😛 😆

EDIT:Remind me too much of my younger brother.