The Joker pisses the wrong guy off........Alonzo Harris! · Movie Versus Forum

Darth Martin Senior Member

The Joker pisses the wrong guy off........Alonzo Harris!

Okay this is Alonzo Harris, Denzel Washington's character in Training Day vs Heath Ledger's Joker from The Dark Knight. The Joker has broken out of Arkham. Alonzo finds out that the Joker has killed both his girlfriend(Eva Mendes) and his son. Alonzo immediately drives in his Monte Carlo down to the warehouse where a crackhead he interrogated lead him to. The Joker has thugs but they are unuware of an intruder and Alonzo knocks them off with ease. Now it's just the badass cop and the clown from hell.

Scenario I: The Joker has his Glock 18 automatic pistol and a knife. Harris has his duel S&W .45's and his Spider-Co knife. Who lives?
Scenario II: Harris and the Joker are locked in a room with no weapons
Scenario III: Harris and the Joker are locked in a interrogation cell similar to TDK(Joker and Batman) and handcuffed aswell as confined to their chairs. Who's the first to lose it?

For Scenario III to even the odds a bit, Harris ALL about Joker's failures with Batman and his entire history.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

First of all, the Joker would kill Alonzo in ANY situattion.

Secondly, I dont think Alonzo really gave a shit about his wife and kid.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

drylaugh

Alonzo would kill Joker in scenario II

in scenario I, i'd have to go with joker.

III, i dont even care.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Alonzo kills the joker? Kidding, right?

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Yea, i would think so in 2 at least....

they have no weapons, and im assuming its the joker from TDK (he didnt really do much fighting)

Rogue Jedi Restricted

He kinda had Batman on the ground.....

batmanfan136 Senior Member

cause he hit him from behind

Rogue Jedi Restricted

And?

batmanfan136 Senior Member

Well if somebody hits you from behind it a sort of catches u offgurad and no matter who u are u get hit from behind theres very few ways of stoping that

Darth Martin Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
First of all, the Joker would kill Alonzo in ANY situattion.
Secondly, I dont think Alonzo really gave a shit about his wife and kid.

I think Alonzo would beat him in a H2H fight. The Joker might take Scenario I b/c he may be a better tactitian.......not to mention he has an automatic sub-machine gun.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by batmanfan136
Well if somebody hits you from behind it a sort of catches u offgurad and no matter who u are u get hit from behind theres very few ways of stoping that

Kind of like...dodge n'stuff.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He kinda had Batman on the ground.....

Which part are you referring to? The part where joker sent two dogs at him or the part where batman purposely avoided hitting joker and ended up crashing into the truck?

Cause, you know, either way... your statement was pointless.

six6six Droog

This is just laughable. Joker wins all scenarios. Ledger owns Denzel

Darth Martin Senior Member

I can't see him winning H2H.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by six6six
This is just laughable. Joker wins all scenarios. Ledger owns Denzel

Big time.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

He kinda had Batman on the ground

Lol. Kinky....

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He kinda had Batman on the ground.....

Dude, thats because Joker had dogs. 😂

I'm not sure about Alonzo's hand to hand skill but i know the Joker didn't show much skill in that department. Alonzo is as ruthless as the Joker.

I really don't know what is going on in scenario 3 and in scenario 1, i don't know what a duel S&W is but i'll say the Joker wins scenario 2.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

All the Joker would need is a pencil.

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All the Joker would need is a pencil.

Look rogue the point of this is to discuss.... not just keep saying joker pwns. I agree wit mairuzu.
Joker's only hand to hand was the quick grab of that henchman into the pencil.
W/o the pencil it woulda just been a hit into a table.
With weapons joker wins..... while in hand to hand, Big Ass Bad Ass Alonzo, will kill the joker.
As for three the Joker is OBVIOUSLY better at mind****ing people into madness.... so if its a fight to see who goes crazy first, Joker makes Alonzo scream bloody murder in a matter of hours.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I guess you are forgetting when he pwned the cop in the interrogation room.