The Joker pisses the wrong guy off........Alonzo Harris!

Started by jinXed by JaNx4 pages

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Thats what I thought you'd say.

Go watch Training day again.... Then say that. 🙂 And please stay on topic this time. And when you think of arguments, try not to condradict yourself all the time. Just a lil free advise for ya. Well I'm off to bed. While i'd love to keep on arguing, im just tired of you. And i bet you'll post something in a few minutes about me.... i just don't care anymore. You win rogue keep on killing threads you douche bag. I'll see you on the next one.

Didn't Alonzo get his ass beat by Ethan Hawke? I don't think the Joker showed much more physical skill than Alonzo. The only times the Joker fought anyone in TDK he was doing it with two trained attack dogs. Because Alonzo is a detective i'm going to say that his physical ability is going to be much greater than the Jokers. He runs with the dirtiest people in the city so, other than being obligated to stay in shape for his job he is going to want to be as sharp as possible. The proof is in the film though and neither Alonzo or the Joker displayed any feat of incredible melee combat. Being a cop, though, Alonzo does have some training.

Originally posted by omgchos
Go watch Training day again.... Then say that. 🙂 And please stay on topic this time. And when you think of arguments, try not to condradict yourself all the time. Just a lil free advise for ya. Well I'm off to bed. While i'd love to keep on arguing, im just tired of you. And i bet you'll post something in a few minutes about me.... i just don't care anymore. You win rogue keep on killing threads you douche bag. I'll see you on the next one.
Aw, that kinda hurt my feelings.

OK not really haermm fu

What did alonzo show other than beating Jake h2h that makes you think he can beat the Joker? I think I already asked this..........................

OK let's start from square one, things are getting a bit heated, partially my fault...

Scenario I: The Joker has his Glock 18 automatic pistol and a knife. Harris has his duel S&W .45's and his Spider-Co knife. Who lives?
Scenario II: Harris and the Joker are locked in a room with no weapons
Scenario III: Harris and the Joker are locked in a interrogation cell similar to TDK(Joker and Batman) and handcuffed aswell as confined to their chairs. Who's the first to lose it?

For Scenario III to even the odds a bit, Harris ALL about Joker's failures with Batman and his entire history.

Scenario I: Someone here earlier said Alonzo is never shown being a very good shot, and I agree. Perhaps Alonzo should have the b*tch?

Scenario II: Joker has shown a John McClane like ability to use his surroundings to his advantage. Broken piece of glass, pencil, whatever is around he will use to kill Alonzo.

Scenario III: Dude, Alonzo might be a low down dirty bastard, but the Joker is missing critical pieces of his brain, pieces that normal people, like Alonzo, have. Joker pwns.

But what is meant by "Lose it?" Go crazy? Get pissed beyond control? Depends.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Big time.

I disagree "Big Time"

Scenario I: The Joker wasn't showing any accuracy with his gun. nor did he show any great knife-throwing skills. He wins

Scenario II: Joker hitting Batman from behind and then just happening to hit his sonar thingy, blinding him, does not count as him beating Batman in a fight. Alonzo pawns him

Scenario III: The only one I see Joker winning here. Alonzo's beating aren't gonna coerce the clown, so the clown wins this

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK let's start from square one, things are getting a bit heated, partially my fault...

Scenario I: The Joker has his Glock 18 automatic pistol and a knife. Harris has his duel S&W .45's and his Spider-Co knife. Who lives?
Scenario II: Harris and the Joker are locked in a room with no weapons
Scenario III: Harris and the Joker are locked in a interrogation cell similar to TDK(Joker and Batman) and handcuffed aswell as confined to their chairs. Who's the first to lose it?

For Scenario III to even the odds a bit, Harris ALL about Joker's failures with Batman and his entire history.

Scenario I: Someone here earlier said Alonzo is never shown being a very good shot, and I agree. Perhaps Alonzo should have the b*tch?

Scenario II: Joker has shown a John McClane like ability to use his surroundings to his advantage. Broken piece of glass, pencil, whatever is around he will use to kill Alonzo.

Scenario III: Dude, Alonzo might be a low down dirty bastard, but the Joker is missing critical pieces of his brain, pieces that normal people, like Alonzo, have. Joker pwns.

But what is meant by "Lose it?" Go crazy? Get pissed beyond control? Depends.

WTF, I didn't post this.......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
WTF, I didn't post this.......

😆

Seriously, dude. I did NOT post that.

Wait, yeah I did haermm

Whoa....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait, yeah I did haermm

Whoa....

😆 😱

I was like who the **** is posting on my account?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was like who the **** is posting on my account?

Wow dude..... 😂

lmao. Dummy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wait, yeah I did haermm

Whoa....

Old man losing it. Soon you'll be crapping your pants more than once per day.

Originally posted by Robtard
Old man losing it. Soon you'll be crapping your pants more than once per day.
Mhm, something you know all about, yeah?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, something you know all about, yeah?

I'm younger than you.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm younger than you.
Mhm, a whole three years. I know one couple, the guy is 76 the gal is 70. She wears diapers, he doesn't. 😉

Could be you before me, babe.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, a whole three years. I know one couple, the guy is 76 the gal is 70. She wears diapers, he doesn't. 😉

Could be you before me, babe.

.........
I wouldn't trust either of you behind the wheel of a car

Na, you're already crapping your shorts. I'll send you some moist-wipes for Xmas this year.