The Joker pisses the wrong guy off........Alonzo Harris!

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with a sharp weapon to his neck

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I guess you are forgetting when he pwned the cop in the interrogation room.

I guess you are forgetting the sharp piece of glass. If he didn't have that, his ass wouldn't have tried.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

The only feat Alonzo showed was pwning a pussy ass Jake Hoyt. Seriously, what else did he do?

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The only feat Alonzo showed was pwning a pussy ass Jake Hoyt. Seriously, what else did he do?

Pussy ass? wait wait wait....... he's a narcotics detective. You don't get to be a narc unless you've done something right. remember he chose to be a narc. if he was a pussy then y the **** would he wanna be a narc? im confused?

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

If it's a gunfight then i'm going with the Joker. Alonzo was a poor shot. He doesn't even know how to properly fire a handgun. Also, he proved to be highly inaccurate with a shotgun at close range.

I really don't know who i would choose in a hand to hand fight. I'm sure it could go either way. I would be more inclined to say that Alonzo is in better shape but both, Alonzo and the Joker are going fight until there is nothing left.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by omgchos
Pussy ass? wait wait wait....... he's a narcotics detective. You don't get to be a narc unless you've done something right. remember he chose to be a narc. if he was a pussy then y the **** would he wanna be a narc? im confused?
So someone choosing to be a narc automically qualifies as a badass? So what does it mean that the Joker decided to take on Batman and the entire city of Gotham? Just because Jake chose to be a narc means shit.

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
If it's a gunfight then i'm going with the Joker. Alonzo was a poor shot. He doesn't even know how to properly fire a handgun. Also, he proved to be highly inaccurate with a shotgun at close range.

I really don't know who i would choose in a hand to hand fight. I'm sure it could go either way. I would be more inclined to say that Alonzo is in better shape but both, Alonzo and the Joker are going fight until there is nothing left.


EXACTLY..... i dont know what movie rogue was watching, but apparently ethan hawke was a complete pussy.

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So someone choosing to be a narc automically qualifies as a badass? So what does it mean that the Joker decided to take on Batman and the entire city of Gotham? Just because Jake chose to be a narc means shit.

i do believe my point was that he wasnt a pussy not that he was a badass. where do you get these arguments from?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by omgchos
i do believe my point was that he [b]wasnt a pussy not that he was a badass. where do you get these arguments from? [/B]
So what was Jake then, in your opinion? Pussy? Badass? Average Joe?

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So what was Jake then, in your opinion? Pussy? Badass? Average Joe?

This is what i mean.
I said that ALANZO was a badass. Then you said he wasn't, because all he did was beat up Jake who was a Pussy. Then when i completely tainted your logic, you started this stupid ass tangent. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU THREAD KILLER. The issue is alonzo and the joker, not whether or not ethan hawke was a badass in training day.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by omgchos
This is what i mean.
I said that ALANZO was a badass. Then you said he wasn't, because all he did was beat up Jake who was a [b]Pussy. Then when i completely tainted your logic, you started this stupid ass tangent. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU THREAD KILLER. The issue is alonzo and the joker, not whether or not ethan hawke was a badass in training day. [/B]
I was only stating that Alonzo's only h2h feat was kicking Jake's ass. Here, in the MVF, we judge combatant's based on their onscreen feats.

And calm down.

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

Alonzo was definitely a badass. I don't think there is any argument there but the Joker was a another kind of badass.

I love this forum. Only here can one argue whether or not a character was badass or badass enough 😂

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I was only stating that Alonzo's only h2h feat was kicking Jake's ass. Here, in the MVF, we judge combatant's based on their onscreen feats.

And calm down.


U did nothing of the sort. And don't patronize me. Go watch training day and then post in this thread. Ethan hawke wins in the end(all be it with a car) and before that they have a ten minute shootout with barely any fighting. For all you know that fool trained with Pai Mei and knows the 5 point palm exploding heart technique.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by omgchos
U did nothing of the sort. And don't patronize me. Go watch training day and then post in this thread. Ethan hawke wins in the end(all be it with a car) and before that they have a ten minute shootout with barely any fighting. For all you know that fool trained with Pai Mei and knows the 5 point palm exploding heart technique.
Dude, Alonzo was KO'd by his steering wheel. Toe to toe, he kicked the shit outta Jake. FACT.

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude, Alonzo was KO'd by his steering wheel. Toe to toe, he kicked the shit outta Jake. FACT.

There was no toe to toe dude. This whole time i've been looking for a video to shut you up, but...... such is youtube. Either way when it comes down to it you are proving my point by saying denzel kicked ethan hawkes ass even tho it isn't true. They never really faught. And even if they did ethan hawke was no pussy(kicked the shit outta two rapists at the start of the day). Which means in your twisted fantasy you are a hypocrite for earlier saying the joker wins in hand to hand. BECAUSE ALANZO IS A BADASS!!!!!!!
And you need to make your mind up.

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The only feat Alonzo showed was pwning a pussy ass Jake Hoyt. Seriously, what else did he do?

Jake proved himself not to be a pussy in the film(i.e. Kicking the shit outta two big guys at once).... Fail
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All the Joker would need is a pencil.

And this is where you seemed to have forgotten that we were on the subject of a weaponless fight..... Fail

I'd go on, but winning is tiring.

omgchos The Man From Ireland
Originally posted by omgchos
Look rogue the point of this is to discuss.... not just keep saying joker pwns. I agree wit mairuzu.
Joker's only hand to hand was the quick grab of that henchman into the pencil.
W/o the pencil it woulda just been a hit into a table.
With weapons joker wins..... while in hand to hand, Big Ass Bad Ass Alonzo, will kill the joker.
As for three the Joker is OBVIOUSLY better at mind****ing people into madness.... so if its a fight to see who goes crazy first, Joker makes Alonzo scream bloody murder in a matter of hours.
Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by omgchos
There was no toe to toe dude. This whole time i've been looking for a video to shut you up, but...... such is youtube. Either way when it comes down to it you are proving my point by saying denzel kicked ethan hawkes ass even tho it isn't true. They never really faught. And even if they did ethan hawke was no pussy(kicked the shit outta two rapists at the start of the day). Which means in your twisted fantasy you are a hypocrite for earlier saying the joker wins in hand to hand. BECAUSE ALANZO IS A BADASS!!!!!!!
And you need to make your mind up.
They never really fought? Then who was that white dude Alonzo fought on the rooftops of the apartments?

So Jake kicked the shit out of two strung out, out of shape drug addicts. You or I coulda done the same.

And you tell ME to watch the dvd again haermm

One thing is for certain, you are the toughest E guy I have ever met wanker Getting all bent out of shape over an INTERNET THREAD. crylaugh

omgchos The Man From Ireland

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They never really fought? Then who was that white dude Alonzo fought on the rooftops of the apartments?

So Jake kicked the shit out of two strung out, out of shape drug addicts. You or I coulda done the same.

And you tell ME to watch the dvd again haermm

One thing is for certain, you are the toughest E guy I have ever met wanker Getting all bent out of shape over an INTERNET THREAD. crylaugh


WOW just..... just WOW. That doesnt even deserve a response.
Now if you don't mind rogue im performing CPR on this thread. AGAIN
Originally posted by omgchos

With weapons joker wins..... while in hand to hand, Big Ass Bad Ass Alonzo, will kill the joker.
As for three the Joker is OBVIOUSLY better at mind****ing people into madness.... so if its a fight to see who goes crazy first, Joker makes Alonzo scream bloody murder in a matter of hours.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Mhm. Thats what I thought you'd say.