The General Discussion Thread

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Originally posted by Robtard
This is a PG-13 forum, dude. Stop being so sexually inappropriate.

😕 yes stop this inappropriateness. It hurts us all. No more anal for you. 😱

Originally posted by Surtur

This kitty is me everyday 😆

Originally posted by Robtard
Bash waited until Lemmy went into the restroom to take a piss; then 'bothered' him in there.

edit: The joke is that Bash went down on Lemmy. FYI.
edit2: By "went down" I mean performed fellatio. Or it could have been irrumatio. Use your imagination.

and what if I did? this is Lemmy we're talking about.

He's no true talent like George Michael, but I see your point.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
and what if I did? this is Lemmy we're talking about.
Did you really meet Lemmy in a toilet bash? Strange coincidence if true as I stood next to Roger Daltrey at a urinal. Not sure which is cooler tbh. Big fan of both.

damn im aching

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Did you really meet Lemmy in a toilet bash? Strange coincidence if true as I stood next to Roger Daltrey at a urinal. Not sure which is cooler tbh. Big fan of both.

Did you try and have a peek at how big his pecker was?

Since we're sharing, Huey Lewis walked into a toilet stall once when I was using the urinal. I heard Huey Lewis fart.

who is lemmy

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Did you really meet Lemmy in a toilet bash? Strange coincidence if true as I stood next to Roger Daltrey at a urinal. Not sure which is cooler tbh. Big fan of both.

nah, that was just robtard's joke. really good joke it was. shame it's not available in 'funny'.

This:

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
a very long time ago i went to see zakk wylde at the birch hill nightclub, and lemmy was drinking at the bar. it was the night before ozzfest and for whatever reason lemmy was there sans-motorhead. thought "well this night couldn't possibly get any more awesome", but later on zakk calls him onstage and they do a mountain cover. i came. was this song:

YouTube video

Geez, tough crowd tonight

Originally posted by Robtard
Did you try and have a peek at how big his pecker was?

Since we're sharing, Huey Lewis walked into a toilet stall once when I was using the urinal. I heard Huey Lewis fart.

honestly
Spoiler:
yes, he's a short man only in height
He was with his grand kids at the crumbles cinema in Eastbourne Sussex, near some fishing lakes he owns. Huey Lewis, now that's news!

Originally posted by Robtard
Geez, tough crowd tonight

🙂

Originally posted by Putinbot1
honestly
Spoiler:
yes, he's a short man only in height
He was with his grand kids at the crumbles cinema in Eastbourne Sussex, near some fishing lakes he owns. Huey Lewis, now that's news!

heh and heh!

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
nah, that was just robtard's joke. really good joke it was. shame it's not available in 'funny'.

This:

Very cool, I saw Motorhead at the Brighton Dome in 82 or 83 they were great!

hope you wore earplugs (i heard about those motorhead shows, though i saddly never went to see them)

My star, my perfect silence

-W.W.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
hope you wore earplugs (i heard about those motorhead shows, though i saddly never went to see them)
The loudest gig was Saxon, I don't know if you heard of them. They boasted as being louder than a Jumbo Jet taking off. It was ****ing loud. I don't know if they had any success in the states. They weren't a bad post punk British heavy metal band. Although I haven't listened to y
Them in 35 years so I have no idea how their songs stand up to an adult listening.

Anyone ever wear a disquise.
I told Walshy to wear a fake mostacho before but I doubt he listened.
He could sell himself in Paris the way Laurence of Aribia did in the middle east.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
The loudest gig was Saxon, I don't know if you heard of them. They boasted as being louder than a Jumbo Jet taking off. It was ****ing loud. I don't know if they had any success in the states. They weren't a bad post punk British heavy metal band. Although I haven't listened to y
Them in 35 years so I have no idea how their songs stand up to an adult listening.

never heard of them. i could argue that the loudest show ever was metallica in 2002 at the brendan byrne arena, particularly at front row center. only evidence i have to support my case is that this particular night permanently damaged my ears.