The General Discussion Thread

Who died?

"Pastor attempting to walk on water like Jesus is eaten by crocodiles
A PASTOR attempting to demonstrate God’s power by walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles."

awehuhs

"Shocked witnesses said the clergyman had “prayed the whole week” before the stunt went tragically wrong."

No idea why it didn't work hmm

because someone forgot to get the crocodiles out

That someone was god

Thanks god! Thanks for nothing!!

I'm parked and waiting guys

This is one of the best bits of having a car, like if I wanted to wait around when I didn't have a car I'd have to walk somewhere go in some place and then there's other people probably there, it's awful

Now I can chill in my own space nothing to worry about

Yeah good one piggle!

Originally posted by walshy
I'm parked and waiting guys

This is one of the best bits of having a car, like if I wanted to wait around when I didn't have a car I'd have to walk somewhere go in some place and then there's other people probably there, it's awful

Now I can chill in my own space nothing to worry about

What if someone gets in the car while you're waiting?

what about all the people walking by saying "what is that creep doing in his car jerking off???"

I think the answer to that question is obvious,: that creep is jerking off in his car.

Like go to a public restroom to jerk off like a normal person or something, creep!

i've heard from piggle on numerous accounts that basically everytime they get into a car he whips it out and starts ferociously abusing himself right there in whichever seat he's chosen

I've seen pics

/confirmed

I made a website about it

Jerkjerkingoff.com

I'm doing jury duty

naw

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I made a website about it

Jerkjerkingoff.com

Yay

Did u get your diabetes check?

This sucks

No. We're you talking to me

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Did u get your diabetes check?

I'd love jury duty on some big gruesome case