The General Discussion Thread

Diebetes and thyroid appointment is for next Wednesday

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
No. We're you talking to me

Yes

Oh ok 😍

I thought it had been 2 weeks already awehuhs my bad

We only get paid $12 a day and my work is not paying me for the time I'm missing like most jobs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'd love jury duty on some big gruesome case

It might have been but doctors appointment is scheduled next week

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I thought it had been 2 weeks already awehuhs my bad

rimshot

drummer

I tried to use my sciatica as a way to get out of jury duty, but nope!

I don't think they knew what it was

Bah, rookie. You use financial distress as the reason, judges know what that is, saying your back hurts or whatever, they don't give two shits; let alone one.

Say you're the one who supports your household, you live paycheck to paycheck and missing more than two days of work would put a financial strain on you to the point you'd couldn't afford to pay the rent.

That's good

It's ridiculous that it's like Margaret yet you don't get paid enough to miss work.. How is that even fair?

stupid system

Ugh why does my dad insists on doing things that will obviously not end well pained

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"Shocked witnesses said the clergyman had “prayed the whole week” before the stunt went tragically wrong."

No idea why it didn't work hmm

I have an idea why, because he was trying to imitate a fictional character.

It's as crazy as jumping off the top of a building and expecting Superman to save you.

Wait.. superman isn't real? awewut

"Osama bin Laden's son vows revenge on the west for killing his father"

For one it's been ages so should have done something by now

2) I would imagine not telling ppl so you can catch them unawares is probably a better plan

Silly boy

Unfortunately no 🙁

They tell you right at the beginning that financial hardship is not a reason

Originally posted by Robtard
Bah, rookie. You use financial distress as the reason, judges know what that is, saying your back hurts or whatever, they don't give two shits; let alone one.

Say you're the one who supports your household, you live paycheck to paycheck and missing more than two days of work would put a financial strain on you to the point you'd couldn't afford to pay the rent.

I got out of jury duty

Yaya!