Completed Palpatine Essay

I'm not fat. My body is sleek. And sexy. Like Advents. Or Nai's.

And TJ knows I love him.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
TJ, he doesn't actually need encouragement, since he is just a robot. A perpetual motion machine inside of a robot inside of a people. And he's fat.

So it is nice of you to give him a compliment but it isn't actually helping. I've got all the helping taken care of around here now.

[b]I'm a helper. [/B]

Damn liar.

I cover more helping ground than you ever will. You're like the Jar Jar of the helping world.

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I always laugh when people tell lies about themselves. The bigger the lie the more smilies I give them. Slash, you get THIS

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many smilies.

Nemesis, denial is an option. But it's just a way to work with something on a short term.

Think about the future, face the truth. I own you at helping.

The time is coming for me to officially endorse one of you, and Slash... you don't do much. 😐

so we can't have two helpers and just all be friends?

Originally posted by Eminence
The time is coming for me to officially endorse one of you, and Slash... you don't do much. 😐

You suck dude. *Helps make you tougher*

Btw, I know you're just saying that because he's your prime NutRider.

Hmm. No.

To be fair, you have on at least one occasion vocalized the Law of the Unknown to an IgMu. This will be taken into consideration.

You two have two weeks to be as helpful as possible. I will pass Judgement at the end of that period of time.

Who gives you the authority to judge us.

I've said the unknown thing like 5 times already. Because it bothers me.

Nemesis will win though. I have a life.

A true Helper would sacrifice said life the benefit of others.crackers

Btw, I know you're just saying that because he's your prime NutRider.

I have yet to be put on the list. Or informed of such an action?

Who gives you the authority to judge us.

Yahwe of course.

Nemesis will win though. I have a life.

Although you've made a valiant effort my friend, it is over. I have helped your helping and therefore are responsible for all of the helping done. I helped you to start helping so any helping you do is really my helping. You can't win.

God dammit.

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
I have yet to be put on the list. Or informed of such an action?

Apparently the FauNut doesn't take good care of his riders then, if he hasn't even informed you. You're his number 1.

Although you've made a valiant effort my friend, it is over. I have helped your helping and therefore are responsible for all of the helping done. I helped you to start helping so any helping you do is really my helping. You can't win.

Without me, you would not even be close to being the helper you think you are now. In fact, I helped in the making of this fragment of your imagination, thus giving you the awesome feeling you have when you think you are close to my superior level. I had already won, before I tried.

I have a stomach bug.

Get better soon.

Awww.

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