Completed Palpatine Essay

Started by Fan Skywalker23 pages
Originally posted by Gideon
Say please.

Do it or ill blast your GF's virtual ass into actual dust!

Originally posted by Fan Skywalker
Do it or ill blast your GF's virtual ass into actual dust!

Spent all night coming up with that one, did you?

It was well spent, because that line is hilarious.

Originally posted by Faunus
He killed Shimrra with no physical assistance from Jacen and what would be at best negligible assistance from the meld.

I win.

No, you don't. Once again, he's no match for Palpatine. And, once again, you're fat, incompetent, worthless, and eternally single.

Move to Canada, where people like you belong.

Shit, I wish I could think of some Janus or Nai quote about you fellating Palpatine like your gf fellated me last night, but I just can't come up with one.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
but I just can't come up with one.

Bet you say that a lot.

So what you're saying is... I win.

Edit: And DS, one of my friends may be going to UT. If he does, I'm coming down with him and giving you a ridiculously long hug, then killing everyone in Kentucky with a bow and arrow.

Originally posted by Eminence
So what you're saying is... I win.

No.

What I'm saying is that, sort've like the issue with Palpatine himself, you're on the losing front. You, Nai, and everyone else once argued that TUF Luke was "teh uber." I've proven it to be stupid; you've won, maybe, a handful of battles.

I've won the war(s).

Edit: LOL. I'll give the southerners their due: they wield guns and bows with exceptional skill. Particularly when the opposition is you, Faunus, a fat nerd who has only seen the outdoors through pictures on Google images.

Yes, I thought that would shut you up. 😎

Originally posted by Gideon
No.

What I'm saying is that, sort've like the issue with Palpatine himself, you're on the losing front. You, Nai, and everyone else once argued that TUF Luke was "teh uber." I've proven it to be stupid; you've won, maybe, a handful of battles.

I've won the war(s).

You've argued that TUF Luke was "teh uber." And that Master Vodo would kick the shit out of Sidious.

Love how quickly that gets hidden away.

Edit: LOL. I'll give the southerners their due: they wield guns and bows with exceptional skill. Particularly when the opposition is you, Faunus, a fat nerd who has only seen the outdoors through pictures on Google images.
Nah.

Yes, I thought that would shut you up.
I didn't realize there was a twelve minute window for responses. I'll keep that one in mind.

Originally posted by Eminence
You've argued that TUF Luke was "teh uber." And that Master Vodo would kick the shit out of Sidious.

Once I became privy to the facts, I changed. As I recall, you went down with a little more struggle... 😉

Love how quickly that gets hidden away.

Nonsense. I accept the mistakes of my past and I never demonstrate quite the bitter streak about it that you do.

Nah.

Not your best.

I didn't realize there was a twelve minute window for responses. I'll keep that one in mind.

Well, with the exception of porn and eating, it's not like you were doing anything else.

Originally posted by Gideon
Once I became privy to the facts, I changed. As I recall, you went down with a little more struggle... 😉
For like a week.

Nonsense. I accept the mistakes of my past and I never demonstrate quite the bitter streak about it that you do.

Not your best.

Well, with the exception of porn and eating, it's not like you were doing anything else.

Prove it.

Originally posted by Eminence
So what you're saying is... I win.

Edit: And DS, one of my friends may be going to UT. If he does, I'm coming down with him and giving you a ridiculously long hug, then killing everyone in Kentucky with a bow and arrow.

When is he going? And I graduated. Sorry Faunus. But I can come bang your friend(assuming it's female).

Faunus with a female friend 😆

Priceless.

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
When is he going? And I graduated. Sorry Faunus. But I can come bang your friend(assuming it's female).
u try 2 hard
Originally posted by Nephthys
Faunus with a female friend 😆

Priceless.

Silence, queer.

Originally posted by Eminence
u try 2 hardSilence, queer.

There's no contradiction, lover. I assume he's male since I have a better chance of winning the lottery than you have of wooing a female, and I secretly HOPE that by some universal fluke, you managed to bag a member of the opposite sex.

If there is nothing left to discuss of the topic, I'll be closing this...

Originally posted by Dr McBeefington
There's no contradiction, lover. I assume he's male since I have a better chance of winning the lottery than you have of wooing a female, and I secretly HOPE that by some universal fluke, you managed to bag a member of the opposite sex.
You're an eejit.

GIDEON:

According to the Core Rulebook, Palpatine’s Sith alter ego, Darth Sidious, had been “plotting the destruction of the Jedi for decades” by the time of the events of the Phantom Menace, which would suggest—though not require—that Palpatine ascended to Sith Mastery at the age of 30.
^ I don't follow.

Silence, queer.
Gay rights are the civil rights movement of the decade, and I sincerely hope that people look back upon this era with the same disdain that I look at the early-mid twentieth century with. It's inhumane to deny people the ability to get married.

Don't discriminate against me, hypocrite.

(also, I'm not gay)

We'll cut back the spam; I'd prefer that this hard work not be closed, REX.

I know Sidious in DE was his most powerful incarnation, but didn't it seem like he lost most of his subtle powers?