Shoot 'em up!!!

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Bloinky The Legend Ends

The final two are McClane and Smith(Shoot Em Up). Enough said. Good Day.

NemeBro Senior Member

Revolver Ocelot comes and shows these chumps how a real gunslinger shoots.

On a serious note, this thread pisses me off.

Bloinky The Legend Ends

Originally posted by NemeBro
Revolver Ocelot comes and shows these chumps how a real gunslinger shoots.

On a serious note, this thread pisses me off.


Sir, you need to calm down.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Bloinky
The final two are McClane and Smith(Shoot Em Up). Enough said. Good Day.
Half right.

And yeah, dude needs to chill haermm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

OK lets change things up a bit.

El Maricahi

Mr. Smith (Last man standing)

Smith (Shoot 'em up)

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith), as a team

John McClane

Bob Lee Swagger

Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh

El Wray (Planet Terror)

Vincent (Collateral)

Snake Plissken

This time, we use the weaponry and equipment they are shown using in their respective movies, all of it. This time, the battle takes place in a deserted Downtown New York city, at night, in clear weather. The city has full power (street lights and shop lights, etc😉.

And let's throw these new combatants in:

John Lee (Chow Yun-Fat in "The Replacement Killers"😉

Javier Bardem (No country for old men)

Lou and Marcus (Christopher Lambert and Michael Halsey from "Mean guns"😉, as a team.

Ghost Dog

Leon (The Professional)

Chad and Alex Wagner (The twins from "Double Impact"😉 as a team.

Sarah Connor, T2 version

Johnny Rico (Starship Troopers)

Ripley (Aliens version)

Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen

Again, feel free to throw other combatants in. And again, no Wesley Gibson bullshit.

Bloinky The Legend Ends

John McClane ftw. Game over. Bye bye.

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane in the top three crylaugh

i hate you

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Fanboy much?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I think this comes down to Leon, Swagger, SEU Smith and the Smith couple, with Leon winning in the end. Swagger snipes all three Smith's, but Leon is too stealthy, sneaks up behind Swagger, and BOOM.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Mark Whalberg(Shooter Sniper soldier) and Teraji Henderson(Smokin Aces lesbian) tag everyone from a building a few blocks away.

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fanboy much?

what? It's not my fault that McClane is double pimp status.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

For real...!! 😛

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Mhm....Double dead in this battle. Tag on the toe dead.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yes..... Dead on target with that foot being launched up the ass of his opponents.

Cold as ice.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Cold as a corpse. Cuz thats what he will be, a corpse.

Bloinky The Legend Ends

I'm not a fan... I'm just stating the truth...... I mean come on now....

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by KingD19
Mark Whalberg(Shooter Sniper soldier) and Teraji Henderson(Smokin Aces lesbian) tag everyone from a building a few blocks away.
haermm ✅

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Bloinky
I'm not a fan... I'm just stating the truth...... I mean come on now....

✅ QFT

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cold as a corpse. Cuz thats what he will be, a corpse.

A corpsemaker....sure.

I'd agree with that.

And the birth of many corpses would take place at his hands, like he was the reapers personal midwife.

Quincy Debaser

No love for El Mariachi here eh?