Shoot 'em up!!!

Nah, he's too pretty.

Come on! Show him some respect.

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Swagger pwns him.

McClane pwns Swagger.

Afraid not. McClane will never see Swagger, nor will he hear the report of Swaggers rifle when it takes his head off.

Swagger's rifle'd jam up out sheer respect for McClane.... 😛

Swagger lacks the luck neccessary to override McClane's and kill McClane.

Let's see, of all these fighters, who was the one person who was locked inside a building[movie plot], outgunned/outskilled and still managed to kick everyone's ass and get home at the end of the day?

Answer:

Spoiler:
McClane

Absolutely.

And he learned to sympathise with TV dinners along the way too.

It was a beautiful story.

Originally posted by Robtard
Let's see, of all these fighters, who was the one person who was locked inside a building[movie plot], outgunned/outskilled and still managed to kick everyone's ass and get home at the end of the day?

Answer:

Spoiler:
McClane

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
With help he did ✅ He has no help here. McClane dies.

Most if not all the guys on the roster had help, so that's a moot point,

You made the scenario to his advantage and then did the epic error of giving him body-armour, it's really your fault your hero Swagger gets worked over like a $5.00 whore.

Why isn't The Man With No Name in this? As far as I know, he has better accuracy than all of them.

Originally posted by Robtard
Most if not all the guys on the roster had help, so that's a moot point,

You made the scenario to his advantage and then did the epic error of giving him body-armour, it's really your fault your hero Swagger gets worked over like a $5.00 whore.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The funny thing is that you are actually serious saying McClane wins this.

You're the one that not only catered a scenario to McClane's advantage, locked them in a building; a mall no less, as there's plenty of makeshift items to kill someone with (McClane's specialty) in a mall, but then you gave him body armour, meaning he's not likely going down in the first hit, while most of the others are.

Besides McClane killing some of the others (going on the grounds that some will kill each other before McClane does) the old fashioned way with bullets, I see death by: food tray, escalator, elevator, sports gear, flat ware, washing machine, heavy sand-filled ashtray, weed-whacker, exercise bicycle, French Fry fryer, gumballs, book shelves, dropping skylight, planter box, surprise attack from HVAC vents and electric security cart up the ass. I'm sure I missed a few hundred more, but I'm tired right now.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're the one that not only catered a scenario to McClane's advantage, locked them in a building; a mall no less, as there's plenty of makeshift items to kill someone with (McClane's specialty) in a mall, but then you gave him body armour, meaning he's not likely going down in the first hit, while most of the others are.

Besides McClane killing some of the others (going on the grounds that some will kill each other before McClane does) the old fashioned way with bullets, I see death by: food tray, escalator, elevator, sports gear, flat ware, washing machine, heavy sand-filled ashtray, weed-whacker, exercise bicycle, French Fry fryer, gumballs, book shelves, dropping skylight, planter box and electric security cart up the ass. I'm sure I missed a few hundred more, but I'm tired right now.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I gave him body armor and a mahcine gun because without it he gets uber pwned. With it, he lasts a while, but still gets killed. These are not eurotrash terrorists he is going up against, they are trained killers. Comparing him to the Smith, or SEU Smith, or even Maricahi is like comparing Yoda to kermit the frog. McClane goes ribbit.

They weren't Eurotrash terrorist in DH1, they were [mostly] highly trained German mercs, probably ex-special forces, they were also thieving, not terrorist.

McClane says "ribbit" after he douses a stuffed Kermit the Frog with nail polish remover, ignites it and uses it to kill Swagger.

Originally posted by Robtard
They weren't Eurotrash terrorist in DH1, they were [mostly] highly trained German mercs, probably ex-special forces, they were also thieving, not terrorist.

McClane says "ribbit" after he douses a stuffed Kermit the Frog with nail polish remover, ignites it and uses it to kill Swagger.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're the one that not only catered a scenario to McClane's advantage, locked them in a building; a mall no less, as there's plenty of makeshift items to kill someone with (McClane's specialty) in a mall, but then you gave him body armour, meaning he's not likely going down in the first hit, while most of the others are.

Besides McClane killing some of the others (going on the grounds that some will kill each other before McClane does) the old fashioned way with bullets, I see death by: food tray, escalator, elevator, sports gear, flat ware, washing machine, heavy sand-filled ashtray, weed-whacker, exercise bicycle, French Fry fryer, gumballs, book shelves, dropping skylight, planter box, surprise attack from HVAC vents and electric security cart up the ass. I'm sure I missed a few hundred more, but I'm tired right now.

Mr. + Mrs. Smith - Obvioulsy from the movie have far superior fighting and weapon skills to McLane. Tho he would stand a chance but by no means pwn them.

El Wray - ****er never misses. Not once. Mclane however misses several times.

Smith(shoot em up) - I mean for real have you seen this movie. He can use any gun in the world(even just putting bullets in his finger and sticking them in a fire) to hit his target. And may i add that he can use guns in ways McClane would never see coming. For gods sake, in a couple minutes he rigged an entire factory with strings and guns to use as gun turrets. Very effectively i might add.

Swagger - He'd have a nice cozy nest and use a decoy to draw
McClane out, or wait for him to appear(hes patient) and when he does he has no more head.

BTW this is the new scenario:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK lets change things up a bit.

El Maricahi

Mr. Smith (Last man standing)

Smith (Shoot 'em up)

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith), as a team

John McClane

Bob Lee Swagger

Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh

El Wray (Planet Terror)

Vincent (Collateral)

Snake Plissken

This time, we use the weaponry and equipment they are shown using in their respective movies, all of it. This time, the battle takes place in a deserted Downtown New York city, at night, in clear weather. The city has full power (street lights and shop lights, etc😉.

And let's throw these new combatants in:

John Lee (Chow Yun-Fat in "The Replacement Killers"😉

Javier Bardem (No country for old men)

Lou and Marcus (Christopher Lambert and Michael Halsey from "Mean guns"😉, as a team.

Ghost Dog

Leon (The Professional)

Chad and Alex Wagner (The twins from "Double Impact"😉 as a team.

Sarah Connor, T2 version

Johnny Rico (Starship Troopers)

Ripley (Aliens version)

Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen

Again, feel free to throw other combatants in. And again, no Wesley Gibson bullshit.

Originally posted by omgchos
In no way is trapped in a building McClane's "specialty". He's just smarter and stronger than the average cop. None of his movies show feats which give him an advantage on any of the following.

[b]Mr. + Mrs. Smith - Obvioulsy from the movie have far superior fighting and weapon skills to McLane. Tho he would stand a chance but by no means pwn them.

El Wray - ****er never misses. Not once. Mclane however misses several times.

Smith(shoot em up) - I mean for real have you seen this movie. He can use any gun in the world(even just putting bullets in his finger and sticking them in a fire) to hit his target. And may i add that he can use guns in ways McClane would never see coming. For gods sake, in a couple minutes he rigged an entire factory with strings and guns to use as gun turrets. Very effectively i might add.

Swagger - He'd have a nice cozy nest and use a decoy to draw
McClane out, or wait for him to appear(hes patient) and when he does he has no more head. [/B]

LOLIPOPS, your beligerent McClane spite is always amusing. When did this thread become ALL Vs. McClane?

Iv'e never once before shown McClane spite. You should read the post more carefully in future. I simply was showing you the reason why, if McClane met up agianst any of these four, or caught their eye, that he would be no more.