What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?

**** "putting an end to the nightmare", I'd just survive.

well if i could get out of town or the heavy populated area i probably take some gear and my dogs. luv my pups. hit for the hills and forest and if i run into survivors depending on the situation i probably kill them and possibly take the hot women. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Blinky
What about Astro Zombies?

You'd get raped. (Yes, you)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
**** "putting an end to the nightmare", I'd just survive.

How's your cardio?

but heres the thing we all think about the zombie apocalypso as a humanity trying to fight the living dead but in fact is humanity fighting all causes! What i mean is how many people said ill kill all zombies and human alike??? we would be indanger because were not fighting just brainless zombies but also somebody who can turn a door knob and kill you in your sleep because insanity will become of humanity!

also how we wouldnt know if its a zombie attack until it would be too late because we would be wondering am i going crazy or is this really happening?

Originally posted by Robtard
How's your cardio?

bang bang bang

how dangerous are zombies anyways not like biting would be a very efficient way to pass the infection especially a handful of them starting off shuffling along at 1st.

it would be contained easily enough after a short while with the police and ppl killing them before it becomes wide spread

grab a woman go to a shoal/inhabited island. and live make babies

Shoot myself. Or get to a boat 😬

I'd rock hard if zombies took over.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd rock hard if zombies took over.

If "rock hard" = shit yourself and likely end up dead, I concur.

Originally posted by Robtard
If "rock hard" = shit yourself and likely end up dead, I concur.

I am pretty sure I wouldn't freeze. With the two guns that I have (12 gauge shotgun, scoped .270), my secure location, the tools/gear I have at my disposal, the vehicles I have access to, I'd do fine. I can hunt, I can fish, There's even a cop buddy of mine a few miles away, I know the combination to his gun locker. Dude has an arsenal.

How can we even be sure that zombies would be violent? You'd think that the dead would have no reason to eat anymore. 🙂

If the zombies were simply violent, I'm armed and have non disclosed panic locations.

i would have RJ and braddock on my team of survivors..

eventually losing them to the virus and them being eaten..

but they would have served their purpose of slowing them down enough for me to make it to the boat with a lady or two

Originally posted by dadudemon
"Intelligent" is very relative. You should know that. 😉

Relative to humans, the zombies in Legend are very stupid. 🙂 I didn't. Quote me where I said, "they are basically mindless" in reference the book's Zombies. 🙂

Alternate ending is not canon. I win.

Nah. They had much more intelligent form of speech than the zombies in I am Legend. Nice try, though. 😄

Edit -

Now, negate the fact that they exhibit traits of zombie and vampire, please.

Rather, what you should do is admit that I am right. 🙂

You're wrong.

Have you ever even read the book or watched the movie? Clearly the "zombies" you were talking about in IaL were WAY more intelligent than your average day zombie.

For example, there was a scene where Robert noticed one of his mannequins was moved to Grand Central as a trap by the alpha male, where the infected dogs went after him.

Originally posted by King Castle
i would have RJ and braddock on my team of survivors..

eventually losing them to the virus and them being eaten..

but they would have served their purpose of slowing them down enough for me to make it to the boat with a lady or two

i'd simply just get to an island in the pacific ocean asap
i doubt zombies can swin all that distance

Originally posted by majid86
i'd simply just get to an island in the pacific ocean asap
i doubt zombies can swin all that distance

zombies can travel underwater and can kill sharks.

YouTube video

IT depends tho, I think knowing a martial art would be nice if your going to the hills. Besides, you gotta be smart and know what your doing before acting to any of this.