What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?

Started by dadudemon19 pages
Originally posted by Wild Shadow
my making a tourniquet you lose your arm. you be falling apart.

Dende can just heal him, so that's a moot point.

What if a zombie bit a fish...?

Would all the fish in the sea stand a chance of becoming Zombie fish...?

Could you have zombie fish with your chips...?

Zombie Fish

whoops

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
What if a zombie bit a fish...?

Would all the fish in the sea stand a chance of becoming Zombie fish...?

Could you have zombie fish with your chips...?

I think zombie-disease is limited to humans and possibly warm blooded animals, so maybe there could be a pod of undead dolphins wrecking havoc in the oceans.

I need to re-read it to be sure, but I thought in World War Z there were stories of the zombies eating fish, but no zombie-fish?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
What if a zombie bit a fish...?

Would all the fish in the sea stand a chance of becoming Zombie fish...?

Could you have zombie fish with your chips...?

lulz

I would assume that only those not immune to the zombie disease would be affected. Now, we have tons of different zombie types to chose from.

We could go with I am Legend and, basically, only humans and certain breeds of dogs are affected.

Originally posted by Röland
I need to re-read it to be sure, but I thought in World War Z there were stories of the zombies eating fish, but no zombie-fish?

Only humans were affected in WWZ, though those zombies attacked and devoured anything living, remember the bit about a zombie digging in the gravel for hours because it saw a rabbit duck in a burrow.

Also of note, zombie flesh is highly toxic in reality, so people biting back zombies is a no-go.

Originally posted by dadudemon
lulz

I would assume that only those not immune to the zombie disease would be affected. Now, we have tons of different zombie types to chose from.

We could go with I am Legend and, basically, only humans and certain breeds of dogs are affected.

I am Legend [movie] didn't have zombies, they were mutated humans akin to something like vampires of myth.

Originally posted by Robtard
Only humans were affected in WWZ, though those zombies attacked and devoured anything living, remember the bit about a zombie digging in the gravel for hours because it saw a rabbit duck in a burrow.

Also of note, zombie flesh is highly toxic in reality, so people biting back zombies is a no-go.


Yeah, I forgot about that part. Haha, I really need to read it again, such a great book.

SO Zombie Cod and chips even if at all possible, is a definite no no by the sound of it then.

How f**ked would you be if you we zombie thing with no teeth anyhow...? That would suck. As would you, I suspect, being a fish with no teeth.

I wonder....If I were to kill a zombie, chop it up and cook it over a fire, then eat it would I become a zombie too?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wonder....If I were to kill a zombie, chop it up and cook it over a fire, then eat it would I become a zombie too?

cook it long enough and you should be fine if the zombie thing is a virus if its mystical you are screwed, besides eating human meat even cooked messes with your brain chemistry.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I wonder....If I were to kill a zombie, chop it up and cook it over a fire, then eat it would I become a zombie too?

You likely die of poisoning and then reanimate into a zombie, how scary would that be, zombie clap in leather from head to toe and sporting assless chaps.

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Originally posted by Robtard
You likely die of poisoning and then reanimate into a zombie, how scary would that be, zombie clap in leather from head to toe and sporting assless chaps.
Yeah, I totally said I would wear assless chaps 🙄

Baiter. 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I would find a leather shop in the mall, don the thickest leather jacket I could find, pants too, pretty much encase my body with as much thick leather as I could without hindering my movement too much.

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Mhm. And not one mention of assless chaps. Next question please. fu Chaps....Pants.....two different things entirely.

I thought you'd be an expert. pimp

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I thought you'd be an expert.
Sure you did, sport. Sure you did.