Darkseid/Thanos vs WW Hulk/Rulk [h2h]

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Originally posted by Enyalus
Photo of batdude's penis. Had to magnify the image in Photo Gallery in order to actually see it, and then it was all pixelated....
😆

Team 2 wins. Jeff Loeb would never allow Rulk to lose LOL.

but seriously. Team 1 stomps this

Originally posted by Enyalus
According to the 2004 Hulk Handbook, he's got superspeed on the level of Spider-Man.

Whatever that is...

Well spiderman has created multiple of after images so thats pretty good imo

Originally posted by Enyalus
Photo of batdude's penis. Had to magnify the image in Photo Gallery in order to actually see it, and then it was all pixelated....

hysterical

Team 1

Originally posted by carver9
Well spiderman has created multiple of after images so thats pretty good imo

Originally posted by carver9
WWH and rulk is physically stronger than darkseid and darkseid would fall EASILY (repeat of what happened between him and doomsday). I know for a fact that thanos cant handle both rulk and WWh at the same time, he doubted himself fighting a hulk repeat (champion) physically and resulted to trickery.

WWH/rulk 8/10

You have got to be joking..

And Champion's power/strength feats with the pgem crap all over Hulks.

Team 1 convincingly. THanos has a pretty good shot at this himself.

Hulk actually has very impressive speed, even for super humans.

Not to mention his punching speed is supersonic.

And, of course, he reacts at FTL. So, he wouldn't be able to stop a speedy retreat, but if they make a move then it's the last move they'll ever make. Combat-wise, reaction speed trumps movement speed(be it a punch, running, kicking, whatever), so no matter how fast they are, Hulk's got a bead on them. And he's been shown as slugging speedsters during blitzes, so he's at LEAST fast enough to hit them.

Yeah, all hail Darkseid and his numerous random showings, but he's outclassed even by Savage. WWHulk simply rips Darkseid's balls off and cork DS's eyes so he can't do the OE or OS. Not that OE would do much to Hulk. Not sure about OS, but his balls are corking his eyes, so he can't do it anyway. Hulk then stomps Darkseid. Stompity stomp stomp. Stomp stomp stomp-ity-do.

Thanos then stomps everyone. Into mushy paste.

Hey Master Court, lay off whatever drugs you're on. Srsly.

team 1 in a stomp

Team 1 curbstomp.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Photo of batdude's penis. Had to magnify the image in Photo Gallery in order to actually see it, and then it was all pixelated....

😂

Originally posted by Spire
FTL REACTIONS.

Originally posted by Allankles
He couldn't tap into Jimmy's powers at the time and had to wrestle control of Jimmy's powers by force. The retconning happened but Countdown is pretty much pre FC DS in a nutshell.

So, that part was rectonned and he can't grow in size correct? So, why then use that as a viable tactic? Who is the most powerful foe DS has beat with a powerup just using h2h?

Originally posted by Allankles
Hey Master Court, lay off whatever drugs you're on. Srsly.

Whatever drugs me and my cat may or may not take aside, Thanos does eventually stomp everyone in this fight, whether or not WWHulk gets the time to stomp Darkseid or not.

Thanos for the win. Eventually, and regardless of PIS, sans BFR, straight up cosmic jacking.

Originally posted by Kris Blaze
Doomsday actually navigates around and catches up to people with lightspeed.

The only incidents where the Hulk has fought someone with speed like Superman's, is Sentry. And the Hulk was punched around before their fight ended with the pair standing still. Superman did not stand still when Doomsday jumped him. Superman did not fly into Doomsday in order to hit him, like Sentry did with Hulk.

Understand? Of course not.


You don't that Gladiator or Nova have super speed? Not that I'm claiming that Hulk has FTL reflexes or anything like that, I'm just wondering why you think that Sentry's the only guy with super speed that Hulk's fought.

Originally posted by darthgoober
You don't that Gladiator or Nova have super speed?

Gladiator didn't display any super speed when he fought Hulk that would require Hulk having super speed to react to him.

I don't remember a fight with Nova to comment on that. Which is a shame, considering my mancrush on Richie.

Originally posted by Enyalus
Gladiator didn't display any super speed when he fought Hulk that would require Hulk having super speed to react to him.

I don't remember a fight with Nova to comment on that. Which is a shame, considering my mancrush on Richie.


I never said he did, Kris's comment was "The only incidents where the Hulk has fought someone with speed like Superman's, is Sentry."

I know it happened at least once. Give me a minute and I'll try to track down the issue number..

Originally posted by Enyalus
Photo of batdude's penis. Had to magnify the image in Photo Gallery in order to actually see it, and then it was all pixelated....

rofl.

Originally posted by darthgoober
I never said he did, Kris's comment was "The only incidents where the Hulk has fought someone with speed like Superman's, is Sentry."

I know it happened at least once. Give me a minute and I'll try to track down the issue number..

Nobody uses actual speed on Hulk. They all do the bullshit dance of trying to go mano-a-mano with him. Gladiator is guilty of this as well as Sentry. And none of Hulk's opponents have had Superman's level of speed.

DS can blitz these two and put their heads up each other's asses, and they would never see it coming.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
DS can blitz

facepalm