Indiana Jones 5

Well... they're kinda lame.

Yeah but a high building...?

Save that kinda self destruction for when you are made to endure a 48 hr Pearl Harbour marathon against your will.....!!

I was planning to burn myself on that occasion.

Self Immolation...? Wow yeah kinda fits it equally as well.

Exactly, way more fitting.

More 'splosionsy that way.

Exactly.

OMG OMG OMG

OMG OMG OMG

OMG OMG OMG

Rumour has it.... *sudder*

... that Michael Bay... *double shudder*

... is working on... *triple shudder*

.... a remake of.... *quadruple shudder*

... of.... *paralysis sets in*

.... The Birds.... *heart attack*

... in 3D.

Can someone please kill this guy before he gives a movie with exploding birds, gulls carrying torpedos and hundreds of explosion gas stations.... .

There is no emoticon with which to convey the neccessary amount of horror felt on receiving this news. This is what Hollywood has come to....

Found this from back in 2007

original star Tippi Hedren publicly stated her opposition to the remake, saying "Why would you do that? Why? I mean, can’t we find new stories, new things to do?".

Tippi is so right.

Yep.

And Bay is wrong.

Yet continually given employment... ('cause most people'll just throw their money at anything.)

Even an exploding monkey?

Especially those...

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.....as we'll no doubt witness in 'The Birds'.

*heart attack*

I knew you'd be excited at that prospect.

For the first time in my life I have the urge to kill someone. I didn't even have that after SW PT or Indy4...

Wow..! If that doesnt paint a picture of the epic levels of tolorance that you must have, then I dont know what does...