Indiana Jones 5

I know. Bay is pushing me over the limit. This is more than any living creature can bear. Or even a rock for that matter.

Yep. When he remakes Star Wars and Raiders, Im moving to Mars.

Hmmm ... Mars. You sure Bay's movies aren not being shown there? I have this fear Bay's in league with Branson.

I shall then move to Andromeda. That should do it.

Does Branson know about that?

Yeah but he wont get there.

Mind you in a few hundred million years, that galaxy is gonna headbutt us.

We have to wait that long?

I was disappointed initially at the news..

On the good side though, it will give Michael Bay just under half the time he needs to learn how to make a movie that doesn't horrifically suck.

But in the end he will learn what the mother of all explosions really looks like.

Hehehe and he'll have a hair in the gate exactly at the moment, I'll hope.

😂

😛

May he have hairs in his gate forever.

Amen to that.

*bows to the Gate God*

May he smite all of the shots of bad filmmakers for all eternity forever and ever and ever..... Amen.

And then the demon of digital video arrived.

And hair in gate digital viri tech.

Hmmm... sounds a little unnecessarily complicated.

The devil is in the detail, as they say....