Indiana Jones 5

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Grrrrrrrr.

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..!

*Arbitrarily punches/smashes something*

Oh no!!! You smashed the TAOS DVD!!!

*War ends, suffering and death are suspended, and all live in perfect harmony and all getto smoke and drink all day, shagging for ever and ever and ever and mankind abandons the monitary system and heads for the stars..*

And there we find Lucas giving us more movies.

Naturally.
But they'll all be great movies once the curse would be broken.
Free food for all, and new dawn of a spirit of peace and freedom would emerge in mankind.
And all politicians and religions, and news authorities would be instantly compelled to tell only the truth, all pairs of sock would match, there would be enough parking spaces for everyone and Burgers would resemble how they look on the picture above the counter.
Bay would be working only in car adverts and adverts for 360 camera tracks and orange camera lense filters.
District 9 would be the IQ level of mainsteam cinema , rather than teen date movies.
Epsodes 7,8 and 9 of Star Wars would released, with a gripping storyline that would continue the pace set about by the OT after digital replicas of 80s Luke, Han, and Leia could beused to complete the new trilogy. etc
Transformers is rewritten by Simon Furman, and made using Alternators based physical designs for the TFS, then directed by James Cameron.
No longer would we have to endure Hollywood alterantely raping and sterilising much loved classics thate were markers in our lives their onscreen destruction in later 100% financially motivated affairs.

Dammit. Why. GL/SS..........why?

INdeed.

Talk about teen date movies.... I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.

May they burn in hell. 😛

I hate that genre.

I'll take that advice, Mr.Q.

Yup. A new one coming up in october though.

Then it is a useless month.

Originally posted by queeq
INdeed.

Talk about teen date movies.... I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.

Agreed, I like Vampire movies but damn that one just does'nt appeal to me.

Its just a matter of time before Salem's Lot is re-remade with the cast of Dawson's creek. 🙁

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I liked 30 days of night.

That was an awesome movie.

Very.

Watchting "Let the Right one in" now.

That Agnesë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu documentary was just as scary, and a lot shorter.

Never heard of that.

Thats Mother Thersa's real name.

Ah. I'm learning news things these days.

Originally posted by queeq
I saw Twilight. Here's my advice: don't bother.