Indiana Jones 5

But you can do that now.

No....seriously: No amount has worked so far....

...the movie is always there again when you sober up. 🙁

It's our lot in life.

😂 We're dooooooooooooooooooooooomed.

😛

It's not a laughing matter...

Bay is never truely a laughing matter, except for when he tries to do serious in his movies.

But yes, when Baymovies try to be funny, it is scientifically impossible to find them funny.

(I have our top men looking into it, right now)

Who?

Top.......men.

But Bay Movies are a source of unspeakable annoyance...

Some say that he is like a wireless..... for speaking to crap.

You wanna talk to crap? Let's go to the bathroom together.

(oh wait, that didn't come out right ;-) )

Sounded like an invite to march the peruvian way.... I would hope thatthat was what it was, at least.... 😛

You would.

Naturally. 🙂 But not because of the lure of drugs:

The other alternative way it sounded (Like a lure into a surprise bumming) was never gonna be preferable to getting high as shit for an hour or two.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...... Bum rape or getting high...? Hmmmmmmmm.

*Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffffffffffffff*

(And I don't do coke, as much fun as it was when I tried it, so that shows you the lengths I'd go to to avoid the bumming.)

You're getting old.

Arent we all... 🙁

Ssshhhh...

Whassat..?

*Mimes turning up hearing aid and doddering on zimmerframe*

😛

*secretly removes rubber cap from one leg of the zimmerframe, so it will now mysteriouly wobble all the time*

You sabotage your own frame...?
Man thats hardcore.....!!